Did I hear something about a wedding?

williamkate-1

I saw a great tweet earlier today:

“i honestly don’t care about a wedding where I wasn’t invited and doesn’t have an open bar.”

My sentiments exactly.

In fact, I got a kick out of the website of the Guardian in the UK. Today’s homepage is of course dominated by news and photos of the royal wedding, but the Guardian offers a convenient button labeled “Republicans click here,” Republicans in the British context meaning those who oppose the monarchy.

Click it, and poof! — you get a homepage with absolutely no mention of the Windsor-Mountbatten/Middleton ceremony. Like it never even happened.

Clearly, though, hundreds of millions if not billions don’t share my attitude. The confluence of princess fantasies, wedding porn, the lingering grip of the British Empire on the public imagination and a celebrity culture ensures it became a much-watched media extravaganza.

Given all that, I sifted through my memory banks for an appropriate song to kick off the evening’s festivities, and only one came to mind.

(Oh, and by the way, I’ve never been able to remember which of the two British princes was which. But after seeing some of today’s photos, I now have a mnemonic device: “One of them’s Harry. The other one isn’t.” Given his growing bald spot, then-King William might be asking President Trump for a few combover tips a few years from now.)

Here’s to you, Will and Kate:

499 comments Add your comment

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:07 pm

All they do is lie Midori.

@@

May 1st, 2011
9:07 pm

Getalife:

idiot gets thru. Did one of your fingers go missing?

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:10 pm

@@,

Nag.

I a m goi ng t o sta rt ty ping li ke this, j ust f o r y o u.

Linda

May 1st, 2011
9:13 pm

getalife@8:59, We all knew that the Islamic terrorists wanted to blow up the World Trade Center, because they had already tried in ‘93. Just because they succeeded in ‘01 did not mean that Bush was piloting all 4 planes.
Jusy because the economic collapse happened during the Bush Adm.
does not mean that Bush initiated it. The fuse that ignited the collapse was lit during the Clinton Adm.
Read the reports from the Financial Crisis Commission to prevent any further ignorance.

Judge Clarence

May 1st, 2011
9:15 pm

In Exeter, Tom Pearson of Rye touched off a shouting match by saying Obama “doesn’t give a damn about spending.” Several people began yelling and booing, and were unmoved when Guinta asked for calm.

One man reminded Guinta that he won the congressional seat last year in a contentious battle in which some Democrats were insulted and threatened.

“You didn’t lift a finger” to stop them, the man told Guinta. “It’s a little late for decorum, sir.”

On such notes will Congress regroup this week to confront the nation’s fiscal problems

That’s just how Republicans were raised — as hypocrites. I suggest taking them to court. You will not win any settlement because there is no law against hypocrites but you will get the satisfaction of calling out the hypocrites.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:16 pm

Linda,

Yeah it was clenis all along.

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May 1st, 2011
9:17 pm

Getalife:

Nag? kn iht a y’ t’no d, hs rah t ib A

==================================

Kinda funny when ‘ya think about it.

The feds borrow money to bail out Chrysler, then Chrysler borrows money to pay us back the money we borrowed.

DETROIT — Fiat and Chrysler CEO Sergio Marchionne said Thursday he is confident that institutional investors and banks will refinance Chrysler’s loans so it can pay back the U.S. and Canadian governments.

Is there any REAL money out there.

Tommy Maddox

May 1st, 2011
9:17 pm

Oh, he does care about spending? Really?

Linda

May 1st, 2011
9:19 pm

getalife@9:04, Engaging you is like engaging a two-year-old & appears to be a waste of my time, except to expose you as a two-year-old. How old are you?

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
9:20 pm

“Another id iot believing daffy’s government.”

Yeah, because 1000 lb. bombs are just so surgical.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:23 pm

Old enough Linda.

And you?

Lil' Barry Bailout

May 1st, 2011
9:24 pm

You’re just now learning this Linda?

Point and laugh if you must, otherwise just ignore its boring schtick.

Judge Clarence

May 1st, 2011
9:25 pm

George W, that’s what he liked to be called in order to avoid confusion with HW, preferred the bunker busters because they left such big holes and no evidence of how many were actually killed because everything was turned to dust.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:25 pm

dave,

Do you really think there are kids running around in daffy’s compound with bombs dropping?

You believe pretty much anything don’t ya?

Kamchak

May 1st, 2011
9:25 pm

…appears to be a waste of my time…

Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

BADA BING

May 1st, 2011
9:27 pm

Given the rate at which the US is spiraling downward, maybe the Maya were right about 2012. Maybe it won’t be the End of the World literaly, but the End of the World as we know it.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:28 pm

“boring schtick”

Pot, kettle is calling.

Dudley (Walmart is the root of all evil)

May 1st, 2011
9:29 pm

I just don’t get everyone caring about Will and mates wedding. Ain’t we got more important things to worry about?

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
9:32 pm

“Do you really think there are kids running around in daffy’s compound with bombs dropping?”

I believe that someone like Ghaddafi feels he is capable of evading most anything NATO throws at him, and wouldn’t hesitate to have family members around living quarters.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
9:33 pm

BTW, the NATO commander said there were no casualties in that bombing.

Good little liberal

May 1st, 2011
9:36 pm

Wow, the two bitter little twits, getalife and Kamchak are really angry tonight.

Linda

See what happens when you throw fact after fact at the brainless libs on here? They are like children. Angry, little dim-witted children.

Kamchak

May 1st, 2011
9:38 pm

It’s beginning to smell swampy in here.

BADA BING

May 1st, 2011
9:38 pm

Cheer up everybody. You could be a body double, stand in for Gadafi.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
9:39 pm

“BTW, the NATO commander said there were no casualties in that bombing.”

Oh, the NATO commander has boots on the ground, does he? In the middle of Ghaddafi-controlled areas?

Linda

May 1st, 2011
9:40 pm

Judge Clarence@9:15, So how is it that Democrats plan to cut spending?
As I remember, Obama came out with his 10-year budget & what he SAID differed from what was on page 171. Even the alphabet media questioned what he SAID verses what was in his budget. He increased the federal debt by $7.2 T but the CBO said that the revenue figures were overstated & that the debt would increase by $9.5T.
Then Obama came out with his State of the (Labor) Union Speech, where he said that he wanted to invest (translated: spend) in infrastructure (translated: unions) & education (translated: teachers unions).
Then he came out with another something or other to combat Paul Ryan & the GOP, which I have yet to understand.
Who is a hypocrat?

Good little liberal

May 1st, 2011
9:44 pm

Kamchak

“It’s beginning to smell swampy in here.”

You should really work on that personal hygiene.

Kamchak

May 1st, 2011
9:46 pm

You should really work on that personal hygiene.

Jay knew you were gonna say that.

In fact, he saw you type it.

Judge Clarence

May 1st, 2011
9:47 pm

Trump could actually get fewer votes than Ryan after that smackdown he got from Obama. Ryan still comes in a close next to last place though ever since the elderly and the sickly and the poorly and the younger and everyone except the wealthy found out what his plan was going to do to them. They did not like it because all it did was give the wealthy people more money and let the debt keep going up too. I think they figured out who was going to get stuck with the bill.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
9:50 pm

“Ryan still comes in a close next to last place though ever since the elderly and the sickly and the poorly and the younger and everyone except the wealthy found out what his plan was going to do to them.”

Largely, nothing? ;)

Fainting couch for one over here!

AmVet

May 1st, 2011
9:54 pm

For Pogo and the other Utopia fans…

It’s the wrong world
I must be on the wrong planet
I been checkin’ it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7-KZvSE5E&feature=related

Judge Clarence

May 1st, 2011
9:54 pm

Ryan’s plan takes six trillion from medicare and medicaid and other social programs and gives the wealthy a tax cut and allows the debt to keep going up and some people actually call that something, a large something. Just nothing good, for anyone except the wealthy. Good ahead and faint now that you know the truth.

Judge Clarence

May 1st, 2011
9:56 pm

Good evening fellow blue blooders. I look forward to seeing all of you at next year’s Koch party.

Linda

May 1st, 2011
9:57 pm

Kamchak@9:25, I think I did a very good job of rasing my children. What I told them was that they could raise attention to themselves in a variaty of ways. They could have green hair, gold teeth caps, tatoos, clevage, short skirts, etc., but the best way to raise attention was to be gentlemen & ladies. Liberals stand out by using profanity & accusations, as you do. It is not becoming & does not translate to your party, especially from independents.

Linda

May 1st, 2011
10:00 pm

Good@9:36, I think they are hopeless.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:05 pm

“Ryan’s plan takes six trillion from medicare and medicaid and other social programs and gives the wealthy a tax cut and allows the debt to keep going up and some people actually call that something, a large something.”

Uh, actually, no, it doesn’t. Maybe you should try READING it, and even better UNDERSTANDING it.

And if he suggested what REALLY should be done with spending cuts and balancing budgets (namely balancing the budget and cutting the debt in less than 5 years), you’d be screaming even louder and calling him even worse names.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:05 pm

You cons need to stop blaming America for a dictator sl aughtering his people.

Are you not Americans?

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:07 pm

And the lying, drive-by sack of $hit continues to post more nonsense.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:08 pm

The gop are trying to steal Medicare like they did SS.

They lost that election like they will lose this one.

Lil' Barry Bailout

May 1st, 2011
10:08 pm

Judge Clarence: Ryan’s plan…allows the debt to keep going up
——————-

Ryan’s plan cuts the amount of debt more than Obozo’s. You must be very disappointed with Obozo’s plan.

Lil' Barry Bailout

May 1st, 2011
10:09 pm

Just step over it, Dave R.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:13 pm

“And the lying, drive-by sack of $hit continues to post more nonsense.”

Now, now dave.

Try supporting your country for a change.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:16 pm

Want to compare resumes regarding supporting my country, getaclue?

However, given your proclivity for lying, I don’t have much faith that you can even tell the truth about yourself.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:18 pm

You are the one supporting daffy dave.

Good little liberal

May 1st, 2011
10:19 pm

Kamchak

Jay knew I was going to do what?

Why wouldn’t you be hammered and blabbering on a Sunday night. (And apparently smelling really bad)

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:19 pm

“You are the one supporting daffy dave.”

Reality check on aisle 3!

Linda

May 1st, 2011
10:21 pm

Judge Clarence@9:54 & 9:56, Just keep up the rhetoric & maybe some will believe you.

Good little liberal

May 1st, 2011
10:21 pm

Linda

They are doing the best they can.

Unfortunately.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:23 pm

You are not very good trolls on a lib blog.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:28 pm

“Want to compare resumes regarding supporting my country, getaclue?”

(crickets chirping . . . )

I accept your surrender, getaclue. Wise move, btw.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:30 pm

I saw your resume when you believed daffy’s government.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:34 pm

“I saw your resume when you questioned the strategy of engaging in military conflict with a nation that never threatened us.”

Fixed your typo, getaclue.

Bungler

May 1st, 2011
10:40 pm

The Obummers weren’t invited to the Royal Wedding. Wasn’t that a damn shame. Those British racists.

Someone mentioned supporting our country for a change. I sure as hell did by voting last November to kick the Pelosirats out.

So gas prices continue to soar, food prices are skyrocketing, the US dollar continues to plummet (which is tied for the two aforementioned), Obama has no domestic energy policy, Gitmo is still open, we are now in a third conflict in the Middle East, Boeing wanted to move to South Carolina but Obama’s union henchmen mandated they stay in Washington, and jobs continue to go overseas.

Four more years? I don’t think so.

Don't Forget

May 1st, 2011
10:45 pm

Major announcement about UBL coming up.

Doggone/GA

May 1st, 2011
10:47 pm

Looks like they killed Bin Laden…being reported now

Don't Forget

May 1st, 2011
10:48 pm

FINALLY! Maybe we can get out of Afghan and Pakistan now.

Linda

May 1st, 2011
10:49 pm

Good@10:21, The liberals are not doing the best that they can. They need to wake up, along with most Amercians & see that Obama is not a leader. The majority of his followers can’t even state one or two reasons why they still support him. The liberals condemn conservatives for opposing him & call us racist & every name in the book, whereas they seem to have voted for him only because he was black (half black) & deny that he was partially to blame for the economic recession.
Someone said, “If you voted for Obama in ‘08 to prove you were not racist, you need to vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you are not stupid.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
10:51 pm

He’d better not show up in a video tape following this one. I suspect that if there is a definitive announcement, then it may well be true. It is not like this administration to go out on a limb without 100% certainty on anything.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:53 pm

“Obama: bin Laden dead ”

Got him.

Honu

May 1st, 2011
10:57 pm

Dang, don’t you know the Donald is pissed right about now — just when he was ready to fire someone. Not a good weekend for him :-)

getalife

May 1st, 2011
10:59 pm

This is great news and another huge accomplishment for our President.

Bad news for you cons.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:00 pm

You are next daffy.

Don’t mess with our President.

Linda

May 1st, 2011
11:02 pm

Jay would have a hissy fit if he knew I was on this blog tonight. I can’t believe he hasn’t been notified that I’m here & that he’s not here to defend his progressive agenda, an agenda that most old-fashioned Democrats have no idea what it is, the most evil ideology on the face of the planet.

jt-A statist is a man with two perfectly strong legs but will submit to an excise tax on more than one-JT

May 1st, 2011
11:05 pm

OBL might be dead, but the Department of Homeland Stupidty will live on into eternity.(like ALL government programs).

Good thing Obama stopped all combat in Iraq.
April was the worse month since 2009 for American deaths………………ELEVEN.

What happened to all the REAL patriots?………………….like this man.

Replied Missouri governor Claiborne Fox Jackson when Lincoln asked for troops to invade neighboring states and war against fellow Americans: “Your requisition is illegal, unconstitutional, revolutionary, inhuman, diabolical and cannot be complied with.”

@@

May 1st, 2011
11:06 pm

OBL is dead?

Kewl!

It was just a matter of time. Where’s Zawahiri? He’s the mastermind.

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
11:06 pm

“This is great news and another huge accomplishment for our military.”

Fixed your typo, getaclue.

BADA BING

May 1st, 2011
11:07 pm

Be alert next week, bombs will be exploding in the US because we killed Osama. Payback is about to start.

RW-(the original)

May 1st, 2011
11:07 pm

So they got close enough to shoot him in the head and drag away the body? Gotta give it to Obama, no need for messy trials and/or interrogation when you just shoot the guy in the head and dispose of him.

Don't Forget

May 1st, 2011
11:08 pm

Mission Accomplished!!!!!!!!

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
11:09 pm

RW, they’re speculating that a massive drone attack got him and another 20 or so AQ members.

RW-(the original)

May 1st, 2011
11:09 pm

Where’s Zawahiri?

Might have been a good question to ask OBL, but that would have been “torture.”

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:09 pm

He was in a mansion in Islamabad.

The CIA got him.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:10 pm

“He’s the mastermind.”

But ksm was the mastermind?

RW-(the original)

May 1st, 2011
11:11 pm

Dave R,

“They” might be speculating that, whomever they are, but SeeBS is speculating otherwise. Granted none of these “theys” can be trusted in their speculating. Anywho SeeBS says shot in the head.

@@

May 1st, 2011
11:11 pm

BADA:

OBL alive would have been better. That’s sho ’nuff true. Now he goes down as the greatest martyr.

I’m still glad he’s dead though.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:12 pm

Do you hear that?

That is the world chanting USA, USA, USA.

Say it with me cons.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:15 pm

Best President ever?

Well, he just earned a second term.

@@

May 1st, 2011
11:15 pm

Getalife:

KSM was the operative. Zawahiri’s the mastermind although I don’t think either of ‘em have been influential in years. We stripped them of their operational capacity when we forced them into no-man’s land.

Jackie

May 1st, 2011
11:15 pm

With UBL dead and the body in custody, wonder if many of the doubters still believe that President Obama has not been vigilant in his duties?

Linda

May 1st, 2011
11:15 pm

Don’t Forget @ 110:08, Bush said, “Mission Accomplished!”
Obama said, “What mission?”

RW-(the original)

May 1st, 2011
11:16 pm

Now that it’s 11:15 and no word from Obama, I’m starting to believe Honu is right. Obama just wanted to punk Trump out of the last few minutes of CA and had no intention of speaking about this while the 10:00 shows were still on.

Doggone/GA

May 1st, 2011
11:16 pm

“Say it with me cons”

Now, now getalife…don’t distract them. They need to concentrate on how to minimize and disparage this.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:17 pm

@@,

He was in a mansion in plain sight silly.

@@

May 1st, 2011
11:17 pm

Getalife:

Y ou’ re su ch a goo fb a ll.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:18 pm

I kn ow @@.

This is great news.

We finally got him.

@@

May 1st, 2011
11:19 pm

Getalife:

In a mansion?

What was he doin’?

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:21 pm

Come on cons.

Let the ods go and celebrate with the rest of the world.

getalife

May 1st, 2011
11:22 pm

@@,

He was living large in Pakistan.

Doggone/GA

May 1st, 2011
11:22 pm

“What was he doin’?”

No ducking fast enough

BADA BING

May 1st, 2011
11:22 pm

Osama Been Done-In.

Left wing management

May 1st, 2011
11:24 pm

Meanwhile, Syria, which is too big too fail, teeters ..

Dave R.

May 1st, 2011
11:24 pm

“With UBL dead and the body in custody, wonder if many of the doubters still believe that President Obama has not been vigilant in his duties?”

Continuing a strategy begun by his predecessor does not equal being vigilant in his duties, Jackie. Let’s not make anything more out of this than the military and CIA did their jobs as directed.

Don't Forget

May 1st, 2011
11:26 pm

Reports are that it was a ground operation, NOT a drone. Pretty balzy.

BADA BING

May 1st, 2011
11:26 pm

Day off for everyone tomorrow. Drinks on me.

Don't Forget

May 1st, 2011
11:27 pm

We’ve needed a major boost like this for a loooooong time.

BADA BING

May 1st, 2011
11:28 pm

I bet this was a result of someone ratting out his location to the military. Someone is getting a large reward, millions.

Don't Forget

May 1st, 2011
11:29 pm

25 million if thats true, thats the reward

Jay

May 1st, 2011
11:30 pm

Fresh thread upstairs.

TnGelding

May 2nd, 2011
3:22 am

If only his death could be the last one in this senseless carnage.

The Brits have their royalty. The Catholics their pope. And we have the White House Correspondent’s’ Dinner.

willie lynch

May 2nd, 2011
9:58 am

She is cute though.