No circumstance to circumscribe the circumcised

The political quirks of San Francisco have made it a favorite target of conservatives, but I’ve never been tempted to join in the sport. I mean, sure, the folks in Baghdad by the Bay can be a little out there at times, but if you don’t like it, you don’t have to move there, right?

It’s still a great city to visit, and if fate dictated that I had to live the rest of my days looking out over Fisherman’s Wharf and the Golden Gate Bridge, I guess I could probably live with that.

But still:

“Will a circumcision ban in San Francisco make, um, the final cut and appear before voters this November?

Proponents of the ban took 12,265 signatures to the Department of Elections today and should learn within a month whether 7,168 of them indeed came from registered city voters. If so, the city will have another one of its classic only-in-San Francisco measures to debate.

Wearing pins reading “May the foreskin be with you,” the backers of the ban gathered at City Hall to turn in their signatures. Then they told reporters more than anybody ever wanted to know about the increasingly controversial procedure….

The ban would outlaw circumcision in the city on any male under 18 years old – even for religious reasons. Breaking the law would count as a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $1,000 and jail time for up to a year. Opponents say the ballot measure would never stand up in court because it violates the freedom of religion clause of the U.S. Constitution.”

Or as Rod Stewart would put it:

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Ron Low

April 29th, 2011
1:15 am

It’s settled law that the 1st ammendment doesn’t grant the right to harm or neglect a child in the name of religion. Just ask a Snake Handler, Jehovah’s Witness, Christian Scientist, Latter Day Saint, or Muslim.

The 14th ammendment demands equal protection under the law.

Foreskin feels REALLY good. HIS body, HIS decision.

Booloo21

April 29th, 2011
1:34 am

I was non-consensually circumcised and I wish I wasn’t. I would’ve liked to experience sex the way it was intended – with a foreskin.

SHORTY

April 29th, 2011
4:32 am

if circumcision is outlawed, only outlaws will be circumcised

Rightwing Troll

April 29th, 2011
6:26 am

“I know that you guys will laugh, but there is one presidential candidate who is saying that we need to do that. Yes, it’s Donald Trump. There’s one thing that is for sure: Obama is not going to do it.”

Actually it’s TWO things fo sure. Obama is not going to do it and neither will any establishment Republican who might end up with Obama’s job…

I know you “boots on the ground” “conservatives” like to shake your collective fists and scream and yell bout them illegals… but the fact of the matter is big agriculture, big construction, and many other industries
rely on the labor provided by them illegals, it used to be soley because they were cheaper, now it’s because “native borns” are essentially worthless when it comes to anything labor.

You can’t pick onions and text at the same time, see my point?

And for you tea tards that want to start screaming bout lazy libs, it’s “conservatives” as well that turn thier collective noses up at menial labor jobs… The unemployment rolls, welfare rolls. workman’s comp rolls and trailer parks have as many R’s as they do D’s.

The point is, big bidness depends on illegals, and most of the industries that depend on illegals are run by conservatives, so while your chosen representatives scream about illegals, they aren’t serious about actually doing anything about it, other than pass laws they know will be overturned (at great taxpayer expense, I might add)…

Get Real

April 29th, 2011
7:01 am

Guess they are smoking too much medical mariguana in SF!

AmVet

April 29th, 2011
7:11 am

Good Friday morning, peeps.

Here is the original version of that song.

Performed by the man who wrote it, long before Rod the Mod got hold of it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UfFnhpU94w

And a very cool live version…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZ1y5WxtOk&feature=related

TnGelding

April 29th, 2011
7:41 am

The Gelding’s circumcision went awry!

Reba

April 29th, 2011
8:06 am

Please allow me–off the subject just a bit here.
Is Donald Trump having a mental breakdown?
Is this another C Sheen act? Moving in on venues=-
he has always had respect for others–mostly –it seemed.
He must need a bucket full of antidepressants or anti-psychotics–
when will someone tell him???????

Big D

April 29th, 2011
8:18 am

Why do Jewish women like circumcised men? Ten percent off…..HAHAHAHA….

Atlas Shrugging

April 29th, 2011
8:26 am

I think it’s just typical of the Dem-wit response to the Re-ugants….”we don’t want to cut anything”!!!

Exposed

April 29th, 2011
8:34 am

You can leave your heart in San Francisco, but not your foreskin? Go figure.

Jay, in case you haven’t figured this out yet the left and the liberals are generally NOT libertarian. Quite the contrary; they believe government exists to impose their will on the rest of us, confiscating our tax dollars to fund their big gvoernment, dictatorial (tyrannical), redistributive and racketeering schemes. Interesting article in the AJC today focuses on potential new government mandates involving food ingredients, too. Be careful, Jay, don’t let in too much light, your eyes aren’t adjusted.

dbm

April 29th, 2011
10:33 am

They’re comparing male circumcision to “female circumcision”? “Female circumcision” would be more accurately described as female castration.

MajKitab

April 29th, 2011
4:05 pm

You people are really silly!
Is it that off to think that every single human being derserves genital integrity? It is a cosmetic that is routinely done, and many times paid for by the federal government.

WHERE ARE THE DIE HARD CONSERVATIVES HARRASSING THEIR REPRESENTATIVES? DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE DEFICIT FOR NOT?

The truth is though.. this topic has nothing to do with politics or the game around the spectrum.

The only issue here is making it clear to new parents that there is nothing abnormal with their baby’s penises and that they should be left whole. Comparing it to FGM is LEGIT! Sharp objects against genitals are just that. Wake up people… AND NOT COMING FROM A LIBERAL! Just a Mom who was young and ignorant and didn;t even know the word circumcision exsisted..

Hygiene – WRONG! Foreskins protect your dick, especially a baby one constantly exposed to feces in a diaper.

Looks – For one, WHO CARES! But if it matters that much, consider… bigger is always better, don;t reduce your kids manhood.

Religion – Did God make you as you are, or not?

Trend – Get with then! 67%+ American Parents are opting against the routine!

Hello… 75%++ of the World’s men are intact. Where are all these diseases dicks.. and most importantly… tell me about all the guys needs drugs for themselves in later life… Oh, or is that only an issue here in the US?

MajKitab

April 29th, 2011
4:09 pm

I’m glad these stories are making ways around the fast paced net..
even if most don’t have a clue about anything. Check out: http://www.thewholenetwork.com for true information and resources.
Intactivists won’t be going anywhere while rampant sexism continues to exist in this country.

I urge EVERY SINGLE PARTICIPANT HERE to ask yourself…
Would YOU CIRCUMCISE YOUR DAUGHTER? Find out why they do it in other country’s and see how parralled all your arguments are!

James Loewen

April 30th, 2011
12:00 pm

Forced genital cutting of children is child abuse and Aggravated Sexual Assault, look up the legal definition. Take of your cultural blinkers and see the obvious.