Two words to watch for in tonight’s results: Orly Taitz

The one and only Orly Taitz

The one and only Orly Taitz...

Today’s primary elections feature a few interesting races around the country, such as the Democrats’ Senate runoff in Arkansas (incumbent Blanche Lincoln is in real trouble there) and South Carolina’s bizarre Republican primary for governor (Nikki Haley is rumored to be the favorite, but then, she’s rumored to be a lot of things).

But for sheer entertainment value, good ol’ California might carry the night. The wacked-out Orly Taitz is on the ballot there as a candidate for the GOP nomination for secretary of state, and her more mainstream opponent, ex-NFL player Damon Dunn, hasn’t run much of a race.

As a result, Politico warns, there’s a chance the Birther Queen could even win!

“It’d be a disaster for the Republican party,” says James Lacy, a conservative GOP operative in the state. “Can you imagine if [gubernatorial candidate] Meg Whitman and [candidate for Lt. Gov.] Abel Maldonado — both of whom might have a chance to win in November — had to run with Orly Taitz as secretary of state, who would make her cockamamie issues about Obama’s birth certificate problems at the forefront of her activities?”

…But longtime California GOP strategist Allan Hoffenblum, who publishes the California Target Book, says a Taitz victory is entirely possible. “It will be a complete embarrassment if she wins, but these things can happen,” he said.

… As secretary of state, Taitz would be California’s top elections official, and Taitz has said she would push for rules requiring voters to present identification at the polls and force candidates to prove they were eligible to be placed on the ballot.

... but if I didn't know Jim Varney was dead?

... but if I didn't know Jim Varney was dead?

“I would demand identification and eligibility from all voters to make sure there is no fraud. Also they must have eligibility to be elected,” she says.

“Our country will turn into a banana republican until we disclose information that is related to voter fraud,” she told POLITICO….

“For professional Republicans right now, the main tactic in regards to Orly Taitz is prayer,” said Jack Pitney, a political science professor at Claremont McKenna College and a longtime observer of California politics.

“Down-ballot races in California can definitely take odd bounces. I would say Damon Dunn is the favorite, but I wouldn’t bet my next mortgage on it.”

139 comments Add your comment

Doggone/GA

June 8th, 2010
3:03 pm

“Our country will turn into a banana republican until we disclose information that is related to voter fraud,” she told POLITICO….

Is this the actual quote, or is “banana republican” a fat finger error?

Jay

June 8th, 2010
3:07 pm

I would suspect a fat fingered writer at Politico, but I’ll leave it as is since that’s in the original….

but yes, kinda funny

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:07 pm

How DARE you make fun of my one and only QUEEN!!!!

LEAVE ORLY ALONE!!! She belongs to Joey Farah…well…ummm…well she used to…until she lost case after case…and ummm…was shown to be having an affair with one of her top witnesses… and ummm…never paid that fine…and ummm….

Anyway….ALL GAYS! PLEASE MAKE ORLY YOUR “QUEEN”!!!! Is there anyone better to be the “queen of all gays” both male and female? I mean just look at her!~

Orly dear….hmmmmmuuuhhh!~ kiss kiss!

Jay

June 8th, 2010
3:08 pm

Oh, and since I don’t expect there’s a lot to say about Ms. Taitz, consider this an open thread….

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:08 pm

Wow…whack-a-doodle-doo.

Jay

June 8th, 2010
3:08 pm

although Saul could prove me wrong.

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:10 pm

“consider this an open thread….”

Brave man…

SOUTHERN ATL

June 8th, 2010
3:10 pm

Has anyone verified her birth certificate? Is she a U.S. citizen?

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:11 pm

And Jay,

The photo…pure art.

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:12 pm

“Has anyone verified her birth certificate?”

I’m quite sure Scout has…

Jay

June 8th, 2010
3:14 pm

Well jewcowboy, having survived consecutive threads on abortion and gay rights, why not go for the gusto!

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:15 pm

Jay you have NO IDEA how long I’ve been following the Queen Bee of the talibangelical movement! Most of all on WND… the LOVED AND WORSHIPED HER….and now it seems like they through her under the bus and Joey Farah kept all the loot he raised for her for himself. Well…maybe he leased ONE billboard with the funds. Thanks for letting those “not knowing”…how DEAR she is to “their” fight for justice! Orly Taitz… QUEEN of the Talibangelical needs to be made Queen of the Queers! I mean… I think she’ll go for it…like Sarah…I truly just believe she wants the attention.

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:16 pm

Southern…no…she is not. That’s one of the things that makes her SO AWESOME!

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:17 pm

errrr…” threw”… not “through… me being king of all crappy typing and all…

AmVet

June 8th, 2010
3:17 pm

The term Banana Republicans is rather hysterical.

It fits in well with my George of the Bungle shtick.

Not to mention that other deified California Republican turned lover of all banana republics – Saint Ronnie.

As for Ornery Tatas, four words – Jesus, Joseph and Mary.

A warning for Jewish parents – DO NOT let your babies grow up to be neo-con nutjobs…

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:17 pm

She’s hot. Like Sarah Palin hot.

Doggone/GA

June 8th, 2010
3:18 pm

The really scary thing is that old saying “as goes California, so goes the country”!

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:21 pm

She’s not Southern but she’s got one doing her make-up! Right, Bosch? :-)

eyeshaveit…
You might want to change your monniker…

JAY
You ARE in fine fettle today…been out to Salt Lake and didn’t tell us…? :-)

Ellid

June 8th, 2010
3:21 pm

No, “banana republican” is verbatim. It’s also very typical of her attempts to write in English, including legal briefs that are just this side of “evidence to be used at her involuntary commitment hearing.”

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:21 pm

Jay,

That was really brave of you to have an just outright abortion thread up – usually it just evolves into it – AND a gay thread! Are you a little strapped for cash and needed a high post count?

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:21 pm

Orly…truly the gift that keeps on giving…

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:22 pm

I dunno josef, I thought she got advice from Tammy Faye Bakker- is she Southern?

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:22 pm

Okay, I’m not getting the whole banana republic thing.

stands for decibels

June 8th, 2010
3:23 pm

Let her feeneesh!

Doggone/GA

June 8th, 2010
3:24 pm

“banana republic”

Read her quote VERY carefully. “banana republicaN”

DebbieDoRight

June 8th, 2010
3:24 pm

Orly is just misunderstoodment (Bushism) – just because she talks funny, wears those really AWFUL eyelashes, had the time to get a degree in Denistry AND Law, (via correspondence courses), I think people have made her an easy target for their reprehensible laughter. She’s the Diva of her own movement….that galvanized millions of delusional people into action – how many people, besides Jim Jones & David Koresh, can say that?

You guys are just haters.

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:25 pm

Ya’ know since this is open, I’ve just got to say with Slovenia and Slovakia in the World Cup — that’s just confusing.

And where the hell is Cameroon?

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:25 pm

AmVet
She’s a MOT? Okay, you and me, saul and jewcowboy…gotta get a minyan working for a Bet Din and get a cherem working…

Kamchak

June 8th, 2010
3:25 pm

Palin/Taitz 2012

Pleaseohpleaseohplease

Redneck Convert (R--and proud of it)

June 8th, 2010
3:26 pm

Well, this is all Obama’s fault. All he needed to do was whip out his birth certificate (long form) and pass it around to about 150 million voters. Just whip it out. Same as you’d do if somebody walked up and asked you if you was a man or a woman.

But no, he had to dance around the topic. And when some of us wrote to Hawaii to get a copy of his birth certificate (long form)all we got was a form letter. Then they stopped sending us form letters and just told us it wasn’t none of our business.

So this is what he gets for trampling on us. Another Republican canadate. He would be alot better off just whipping it out. The birth certificate (long form), that is.

Have a good p.m. everybody.

DebbieDoRight

June 8th, 2010
3:27 pm

ellid: No, “banana republican” is verbatim. It’s also very typical of her attempts to write in English, including legal briefs that are just this side of “evidence to be used at her involuntary commitment hearing.”

Hater!

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:27 pm

Doggone,

Oh, got it – but I still don’t get what she means by the country will turn into a banana republic – what does that even mean? That we’ll all start wearing tacky mall clothes?

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:27 pm

Bosch…sadly…she’s not one who was even born here in our country…though I DO believe that she might have been the nurse who delivered our nation’s leader in Kenya… I mean she’s made up lot’s of stuff about where he’s been born…so I don’t see it as too far a stretch for her to admit to that one day under oath!

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:28 pm

Bosch

Cameroon..eet’s do’ de howel, t*rd door t de rat…

Normal

June 8th, 2010
3:28 pm

Man, and I thought those housewives from Jersey were scarey. I shoud get a blow up of Orly and put it in my garden…

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:29 pm

She’s a MOT? Okay, you and me, saul and jewcowboy…gotta get a minyan working for a Bet Din and get a cherem working…

I’m in.

Doggone/GA

June 8th, 2010
3:29 pm

“what does that even mean?”

This is one of those cases where self-education is the way to go. In the nicest possible way, look it up. It’s actually very interesting. The short version: it’s based on how “politics” was handled at one time in countries highly dependent on the big banana companies of times gone past.

Shawny

June 8th, 2010
3:29 pm

banana republican. now that is the funniest thing on these posts in days.

Shawny

June 8th, 2010
3:31 pm

Kind of looks like Lady Gaga too.

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:32 pm

Doggone,

Sigh. Okay, okay.

tm

June 8th, 2010
3:33 pm

From her flyer. Get out and vote as oftern and in as many places you can.

TAITZ FOR CA SECRETARY OF STATE Votefor Orly Taitzin the June 8 Republican Primary Attorney Orly Taitz has 2 Doctorate Degrees: Doctor of Jurisprudence (J.D.) and Doctor
of Dental Surgery (D.D.S.). While actively practicing law and bringing many lawsuits
concerning the Article II Constitutional ineligibility of Barack Obama for the Office of the
Presidency, she also runs a successful dental practice. As a strong business advocate, she
will do everything in her power as CA Secretary of State to help businesses prosper and
provide much needed jobs.

As CA SOS, whose duty it is to certify that all candidates placed on voting ballots are vetted for Constitutional eligibility, she will ensure that California’s 55 electoral votes only go to Constitutionally-eligible candidates for President. For this reason alone, Americans from all 50 States will want
to support her campaign– by their donations and the promotion of her
candidacy – in the primaries this June, and in November.

Dr. Taitz is intimately familiar with voter fraud and intimidation, as she was born in the former Soviet Union where freedom of speech was suppressed, and her uncle was jailed as a political prisoner for speaking out against the government. Dr. Taitz’ happiest day, besides her marriage (23 years now) and the births of her sons (20, 18, and 16) was when she became a naturalized Citizen of the United States. Dr. Taitz is the underdog in this race, having to run against an illegally ineligible
opponent who was recently a registered Democrat in FL, and who named Mr. Obama as his
personal hero. His violations of our election laws means he has already committed voter
fraud before even becoming a candidate for CA SOS.

If you value the Rule of Law, the California and the U.S. Constitutions and the freedoms
they are meant to bring to all citizens, you will want to support her campaign to restore fair
and honest elections. For more information, and to make your sorely needed donations

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:34 pm

JAY
This time you’re forgiven…you didn’t have to stretch for visual propaganda…cheater! :-)

Did you know I was going to say that?

AmVet

June 8th, 2010
3:34 pm

Yep, and an Israeli émigré no less.

Orly Taitz was born to a Jewish family in Chişinău, Moldavian SSR, (present day Moldova) and immigrated to Israel in 1981.

Also:

She’s won the backing of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform, immigration restrictionist spokesman Sheriff Richard Mack and multiple tea party groups. She’s gotten next to nothing from local Republican parties, but if you’ve been paying attention, that’s not a huge problem this year. (Dunn has been endorsed by former governor Pete Wilson and most mainstream GOP groups.)

And considering that this is the state that gave us Tricky Dick and Saint Ronnie, anything is possible…

Normal

June 8th, 2010
3:34 pm

Is there a banana republican in your pants or are you happy to see me…

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:35 pm

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
3:36 pm

Whew. I just found out a few things about Orly Taitz.

She got a JD from an online university not recognized by the American Bar Association. She has a black belt in Taekwondo. She is a dentist (oh, my God as if root canals were not bad enough already) and Bill O’Reilly called her a “nut”. Well, there is a possible socially redeeming factor. And Josef, she speaks Spanish, Hebrew and Russian.

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:36 pm

Shwany,

“Kind of looks like Lady Gaga too”

After about 36 hours in this:
http://www.ronco.com/rco_prodinfo.aspx?pid=FD1005WHGEN&color=&active=ascry

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:36 pm

tm

Underdog? She looks top in the Iditerod to me… :-)

@@

June 8th, 2010
3:37 pm

Lawd-ah-mercy, jay!

Abortion, gay marriage and a loose nut from California.

I would say your world has tipped, but these days, it’s not that uncommon for you.

Anything but where we are, and where we’re likely to end up. I’ll wait for something that holds more intrigue.

Sheesh!

Normal

June 8th, 2010
3:38 pm

Underdog? She looks top in the Iditerod to me…

Well, I hope she’s in the lead then…better view.

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:38 pm

Kind of looks like Lady Gaga too.

You mean more like Gady Lala! She’s like something out of what Jerry and George would call the Bizzaro World… but in real life!

AmVet

June 8th, 2010
3:39 pm

All he needed to do was whip out his birth certificate (long form)…

Wait just a cotton pickin’ minute, cowboy!

He’s only half-black.

But then maybe’s he’s like Bruno and black from the waist down!

So unless there is a modern day Monica (or perhaps Orly knows?) only Michelle will ever see his long form…

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:40 pm

@@ said: “Anything but where we are, and where we’re likely to end up. I’ll wait for something that holds more intrigue.”

Really? I mean what’s more “intriguing” compared to Queen Orly??!!

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:40 pm

AmVet
Oh, good, she’s Ashkenazi…but wait, eyes says she speaks Spanish…not Ladino I hope…no Yiddish…hmmm…this bears further inquiry…call a forensic linguist…!

getalife

June 8th, 2010
3:41 pm

The lady is gaga and banana republican is perfect.

Ahnold screwed up his vote like he did his State.

Meg bought the seat for over 100 million.

That State is toast.

jt

June 8th, 2010
3:41 pm

Even though she is a patriotic American,

I can’t help thinking Lady Ga Ga in 30 years.

@@

June 8th, 2010
3:42 pm

Saul:

Really? I mean what’s more “intriguing” compared to Queen Orly??!!

The oily gulf?

I’m outta here.

Paul

June 8th, 2010
3:42 pm

I always figured anyone with a ton of money had a good chance to get elected.

Evidently, money isn’t always required.

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:44 pm

@@… I forgot…”loose nut”??? I mean… how DARE you call Orly a loose nut! Don’tcha know you can see her and get a filling done all while at the same time you can be getting legal advice from her…. all in the same office? How can you beat that?! I bet if you tip her enough she’ll even do a poll dance for ya!

Peadawg

June 8th, 2010
3:45 pm

Good grief that’s woMAN is ugly.

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:46 pm

Jay

June 8th, 2010
3:47 pm

‘Visual propaganda’ has been updated…

joe matarotz

June 8th, 2010
3:48 pm

Vote for Orly or vote for a door knob. As long as we vote out the incumbents, it’s all good. And in four more years, we’ll vote out the latest batch of knuckleheads, for they will be the incumbents.

Paul

June 8th, 2010
3:48 pm

Bosch

“She’s hot. Like Sarah Palin hot.”

That is so wrong….

Shawny

“Kind of looks like Lady Gaga too.”

What do you mean, “kind of”? I thought “Lady Gaga” was her stage name.

Looks kinda Coulter-ish to me -

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:49 pm

josef,

Did you notice that person in your picture had a necklace made from bananas?

TaxPayer

June 8th, 2010
3:49 pm

Jay has certainly gone for the gusto today. I mean, abortion, the gay card and now, Orly. Round it out with another post on the FairTax™ and… life just could not get any better.

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
3:49 pm

Peadawg, don’t be so shallow. lol

Saul Good

June 8th, 2010
3:50 pm

@@ 3:42pm.. you’re no fun. I mean it’s ORLY!!!! I mean…this is the way I see it…Orly is a “once in a life time opportunity”…. how often can one can across someone like she? Anita had pies thrown in her face…. Orly blows her to bits!

Okay…I’m gonna go for a bit myself…love to see how this pans out later.

Jay, thanks for posting her. Besides my lovely wife…Orly will ALWAYS be my “queen”… they “broke” the old when they made her.

AmVet

June 8th, 2010
3:50 pm

Is it true that her campaign motto for California Secretary of State is, “Vote Orly and vote often!”?

joe matarotz

June 8th, 2010
3:50 pm

On the other hand, someone should start a grass roots campaign to elect Jim Varney. He’s a better choice than 99% of the swine running for office.

Bosch

June 8th, 2010
3:50 pm

Paul,

It’s not wrong. Really. It’s not. Now, that visual update of Jay’s….that’s wrong.

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:51 pm

josef nix @ 3.46,

Wow…separated at birth… :)

Jay

June 8th, 2010
3:51 pm

No Taxie, the FairTax is a bridge too far, even today.

I’ve sworn off that topic forever.

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:51 pm

@ 3:46

And, yes, I know that was just a pretender to the throne…just like Orly…

DebbieDoRight

June 8th, 2010
3:52 pm

Bosch: Doggone, Sigh. Okay, okay.

He just doesn’t get the tongue-in-cheek comment you made Bosch. Perhaps you were too vague…… :wink:

josef: Underdog? She looks top in the Iditerod to me…

Bad josef. Bad! Bad!!

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
3:52 pm

TaxPayer, I kind of like it. A little pizzazz today – like Jerry Springer meets Jay and they do a blog together just for fun.

Peadawg

June 8th, 2010
3:53 pm

“Peadawg, don’t be so shallow. lol”

What’d I say? You see better looking transvestites on Springer.

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
3:55 pm

Bosch–
I did not notice that…subliminal seduction in choice of visual propaganda, ej

and JAY

Thanks for the update!!!

AmVet

June 8th, 2010
3:55 pm

Orly is not playing with a full deck, know what I mean Vern?

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
3:56 pm

Debbie, there are a lot of bad boys here today. Did you check out AmVet’s comment on Obama’s long form?

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
3:56 pm

Peadawg,

“You see better looking transvestites on Springer.”

And they use less makeup.

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
3:57 pm

Peadawg, we both mentioned Springer. Gives me the chills.

DebbieDoRight

June 8th, 2010
3:58 pm

I kinda LIKED his comment on Obama’s “long form” — (Debbie, wagging a cigar like Grucho), And I bet Michelle kinda liked it too

Drum rolls amd applause please……..

larry

June 8th, 2010
3:59 pm

Orly Tatiz, Sarah Palin, Nikki Haley…….im at a loss for words.

AmVet

June 8th, 2010
3:59 pm

400 trillion people in Cali and this loon is the best they can come up with?

I guess other than the comedic factor it makes no never mind to me. I’ll still go to the Golden State and party like hell…

stands for decibels

June 8th, 2010
3:59 pm

“Vote Orly and vote often!”?

No way I’m topping that.

Outa here for awhile…

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
4:00 pm

Over at http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=11329

She has this article proudly showing how she can win:

“Republican voters, brought out in sizable numbers by the contested primaries for governor and U.S. senator, fill out the rest of their ballot with progressively less information about their candidates. They know Taitz’s name from… somewhere. And she’s listed first on the ballot, thanks to the state’s randomized ranking system. (Some of these voters, of course, will know and avidly support her.) She’s identified on the ballot as an attorney, while Dunn is a real estate agent. They check off her name, and she wins.”

Basically she is proud to show that they only way she can win, is if voters have no clue of who she is…

Peadawg

June 8th, 2010
4:00 pm

She’s definitely a double-bagger. One bag on her head and one on yours in case her’s falls off.

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
4:01 pm

Real Gaga and Real Elton make Really Good Music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJ4PB5o6cA

Pogo

June 8th, 2010
4:02 pm

I thought Carol Channing died years ago.

ZZZZZ. Let the liberal basement dwellers here frolic!

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
4:02 pm

Send her back where she came from with a stop for a makeover in nearby Erdely,,,maybe a little lesbian bondage when she gets her paperwork in line…

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Rocky-Horror-Poster-C10114573.jpeg

jewcowboy

June 8th, 2010
4:02 pm

John Birch…where are you…Orly needs your help…

http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=9657

larry

June 8th, 2010
4:04 pm

Ann Coulter, Michelle Bachmann…………..i think im getting a headache.

moonbat betty

June 8th, 2010
4:05 pm

awwww! Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Orly Tiatz in the land of fruits and nuts!

prudes

Scooter

June 8th, 2010
4:05 pm

That pic of Orly is going to give me nightmares.I don’t like dentist anyway and i just imagined being in the dentist chair and seeing her face to face!

As the Whiner would say eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
4:05 pm

Pogo, come on down and join us. In your heart you know it’s right. And it’s more fun here than in a lesbian bondage club.

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
4:06 pm

peadawg

A double bagger…now that’s baaad!

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
4:08 pm

josef, I talk mention Jerry Springer and then up pops Peadawg with hsi Jerry Springer allusion. I mention lesbian bondage, and I see you are there, too. Ah, the world is coming together after all.

josef nix

June 8th, 2010
4:10 pm

eyes

See, Orly may be just the one to unite us…!!!

theyeshaveit

June 8th, 2010
4:11 pm

lol. It’s been fun, but I have to go pay some bills.