Nikki Haley for governor of South Carolina!

State Sen. Jake Knotts, (R-S.C.)

State Sen. Jake Knotts, (R-S.C.)

Nikki Haley, the embattled GOP candidate for governor in South Carolina, is by reputation a very conservative politician. But after all the trash thrown her way, I have to say that at this point I’m rooting for the woman, regardless of any marital infidelity.

Just yesterday, a genius state senator named Jake Knotts, from Haley’s own party, went on a talk show to say he opposes Haley because “We already got one raghead in the White House. We don’t need another in the governor’s mansion.” (Haley is of Sikh heritage).

You know, they just don’t grow Southern gentlemen like they used to.

Today, Knotts was forced to issue an apology to Haley, which states:

“Unfortunately, the show was not recorded as was intended. If it had been recorded, the public would be able to hear firsthand that my “raghead” comments about Obama and Haley were intended in jest. Bear in mind that this is a freewheeling, anything-goes Internet radio show that is broadcast from a pub. It’s like local political version of Saturday Night Live, which is actually where the joke came from.

Since my intended humorous context was lost in translation, I apologize.

I still believe Ms. Haley is pretending to be someone she is not, much as Obama did, but I apologize to both for an unintended slur.”

He was barely doing OK until that last sentence. What is it with these people?

110 comments Add your comment

Saul Good

June 4th, 2010
2:09 pm

Boy is that quote going to UP Knotts’ rankings in the Tea Party! Any relation to Don?

Normal

June 4th, 2010
2:10 pm

He’s just a Christian, good ol’ boy, trying to make it “right”…

miller

June 4th, 2010
2:13 pm

When asteroids killed the dinosaurs, SC state senator Jake Knotts somehow survived. What a moron. The best revenge would be for all SC residents with any sense of decency to vote for Haley in the primary. If you are a Democrat, vote for Haley now and vote Democratic in November. Send a message.

larry

June 4th, 2010
2:15 pm

Its Don Knotts cousin, twice removed of course.

Saul Good

June 4th, 2010
2:16 pm

I’m not sure…but if he dropped say ummm about 200 lbs?
http://www.dancronin.com/don_knotts__.jpg

(Sorry Don…didn’t mean to disrespect you)!

TaxPayer

June 4th, 2010
2:16 pm

There once was a time when I actually believed/fell for that family values line that the Republicans tossed about so freely. No more.

booger

June 4th, 2010
2:20 pm

He should be very ashamed. No one knows better than he that the only people you are allowed to offend are white, rural or southern males. If you are black, latino, arab, female, indian, asian or just a little strange, you are protected.

jewcowboy

June 4th, 2010
2:21 pm

“You know, they just don’t grow Southern gentlemen like they used to.”

Certainly not as eloquent.

Saul Good

June 4th, 2010
2:22 pm

“No one knows better than he that the only people you are allowed to offend are white, rural or southern males”

How about a white, jewish born, liberal, atheist living in the rural south? Fair game?

jconservative

June 4th, 2010
2:24 pm

Just going by his size he ain’t related to Don Knotts.

Just saying, no slur intended.

jewcowboy

June 4th, 2010
2:24 pm

“No one knows better than he that the only people you are allowed to offend are white, rural or southern males.”

Poor white straight guys. All of the suffering of the world heaped on their shoulders. If only they had a chance to get some power…

redneck towel head cowboy

June 4th, 2010
2:25 pm

You folks get your feelings hurt too easily.

Saul Good

June 4th, 2010
2:26 pm

“If only they had a chance to get some power…”

HAHA… ain’t THAT the truth! Good one!

scrappy

June 4th, 2010
2:28 pm

Is there an accurate term to describe his bloated head, neck won’t fit into shirt syndrome?

Bosch

June 4th, 2010
2:32 pm

“Well, I didn’t MEAN to call her a raghead, I just did is all.” Geez.

larry

June 4th, 2010
2:34 pm

SC politics makes Georgia’s politics seem tame.

Peadawg

June 4th, 2010
2:36 pm

“There once was a time when I actually believed/fell for that family values line that the Republicans tossed about so freely. No more.”

So, now you believe Obama? Neither one looks very good right now.

jasper

June 4th, 2010
2:38 pm

Fits right in with SC’s motto:

Smilling faces, beautiful places, lots of nut cases.

Gale

June 4th, 2010
2:39 pm

“unintended slur”, my foot. You have that right, Jay. They don’t make Southern gentlemen like they used to. A gentleman wouldn’t even think it, much less let such vulgar language pass his lips even in jest. I doubt very much the broadcast area was empty. This was an insult he fully meant to be heard.

Gale

June 4th, 2010
2:40 pm

Love the 2:24 Jewcowboy

josef nix

June 4th, 2010
2:40 pm

Two things–we already established here that Haley is a Methodist–a Methodist of Sikh heritage…hmmm. I’ve always admited the Methodists for their inclusiveness…but, well, just wondering.

And, Jay, what was that we were talking about about your “visual propaganda!” :-)

In all seriousness, though, this fellow is a turkey and I don’t think he’s necessarilly Southern-fried. He could be from anywhere,,,

Bosch

June 4th, 2010
2:43 pm

Gale,

I’m with you on jewcowboy’s 2:24 – and scrappy gets to share in the award for their 2:28.

jasper

June 4th, 2010
2:44 pm

We Methodists have a motto too: Open hearts, open minds, Open doors…Open your checkbook.

moonbat betty

June 4th, 2010
2:46 pm

Down with the whitey redneck talibaptist toe tappin inbreds!

Doggone/GA

June 4th, 2010
2:47 pm

“He could be from anywhere”

Born and raised in SC: http://www.votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=8909

TaxPayer

June 4th, 2010
2:47 pm

That guy could have migrated to South Carolina from Georgia for all we know.

josef nix

June 4th, 2010
2:49 pm

jasper

I kinda like ole John Wesley, myself…man of the sp*rit and of the flesh! In all seriousness, though, if I could go back anywhere in time and space, I would want to be a fly-on-the-wall at his discussions with Abigail Minis and Mary Musgrove in Savannah…

jasper

June 4th, 2010
2:49 pm

His remark is almost as dumb as Paul McCartney’s, of the Beatles, the stupid one.

josef nix

June 4th, 2010
2:50 pm

I never said he WAS, I said he COULD BE…

moonbat–
You leave my family out of this… (and yours, too, no doubt!) :-)

Jay

June 4th, 2010
2:50 pm

Jake Knotts, born in West Columbia, SC; resides today in West Columbia, SC.

Jay

June 4th, 2010
2:51 pm

Oh, and about that Don Knotts thing?

Cousin Jake is a retired cop.

Wonder if he had to return the bullet?

Bosch

June 4th, 2010
2:54 pm

Looks like this Knotts guy takes days like today, National Donut Day, to heart.

Jay

June 4th, 2010
2:54 pm

EVERY day is donut day.

josef nix

June 4th, 2010
2:54 pm

He better watch out for them rag-head Sikhs, though, they carry knives! And that’s Bubba Singh’s lil’ princess he’s talkin’ ’bout…

And I’ll dispense with the smiley faces…anything said about this one HAS to be in humor…

Scout

June 4th, 2010
2:54 pm

Jay:

I’ve been called a “jarhead” since 1966 ! Are you going to vote for me ?

Peadawg

June 4th, 2010
2:56 pm

“EVERY day is donut day.”

Seems like 90% of the cops think that too.

pat

June 4th, 2010
2:56 pm

Hey, she’s pretty hot….I’d hit it.

Jay

June 4th, 2010
2:56 pm

That would all depend, Scout.

What are you running for? Birth certificate inspector?

josef nix

June 4th, 2010
2:57 pm

Nah, he didn’t return the bullet…he’s bitin’ on it…

Bosch

June 4th, 2010
2:58 pm

For all of you who wonder, yes, Jay does have a sense of humor!

Birth certificate inspector…..classic.

mit

June 4th, 2010
2:58 pm

he’s a dickydo.

Jay

June 4th, 2010
2:58 pm

Only if you hid it in a donut, Josef.

Tea Timer

June 4th, 2010
2:59 pm

All I knows is that onced that Haley gal went and gotted herself a indorse mint fromed that Palein lady, she done goned an garanteed herself a good 2-year term in the governor’s seat.

Scout

June 4th, 2010
3:00 pm

Jay:

No …………. Liberal Control Specialist.

Jay

June 4th, 2010
3:01 pm

Well, based on your performance here….

josef nix

June 4th, 2010
3:01 pm

BOSCH

Oh, no he’s not…I’m the Provisional Secretary of Immigration and Naturalization for the People’s Democratic Republic of the South and we never got his check. The position of Birth Certificate Inspector is still open…bids anybody…going once, going twice…

Doggone/GA

June 4th, 2010
3:01 pm

“born in West Columbia, SC; resides today in West Columbia, SC”

Doesn’t look like he gets out much, does it?

larry

June 4th, 2010
3:02 pm

No………Neocon Oversight Committee Chairman

Bosch

June 4th, 2010
3:02 pm

“Liberal Control Specialist”

Goes to show that some are such champions in their own minds.

larry

June 4th, 2010
3:03 pm

Im interested in the Birth Certificate Inspector position.