Elin Woods did not appear at today’s press statement by her husband, Tiger. I don’t blame her; he’s the one who messed up, he’s the one who should clean up that mess.
But if she were to make a statement, I suspect it might go something like this, as delivered by the great Miss Julie London:
That may be the best version of that song I’ve ever heard.
So tonight’s theme? Cheating songs, of course. Broken hearts and lying two-timers.