Maybe you should stick with installing cappuccino machines.”

Ahhh a fine and witty retort from one who sidesteps, quite adeptly, the very issue they touched upon, yet have no facts to back up…. then a ham handed attempt to disparage my work, as if I really care what blog trolls think about my vocation…

Sounds like a nice place to start.

Talk about conversations with your daughter;
I think it takes a little more than sex before marriage to send you straight to Hell. But you might mention that it does sometimes lead to pregnancy, herpes, genital warts, AIDS, and other STDs. I don’t want to take the fun out of sex (??) but a little plain talk doesn’t hurt.

PS,,Did you know that Paula Dean has charged the ham with assault and it will be tried in NYC? Defense claims that the ham was honey-baked and sliced and hated his mother. The ham should be innocent because he couldnt help if he was a porker-stroker. The jury will declare him innocent and send him off on a platter. Don’t want him to be a marinated martyr. There’s a lotta meat in this menu venue.

Sorry! Just bored. Wanted to ham it up a bit.

He is neither interested nor capable of intelligent discourse on these matters.

His shtick is to act like…….well………..boogers.

Heaven and hell huh?

Everybody’s going to heaven, ’cause already we’ve all been through hell…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOM6k5CfGE

There is still no proof that Glen Beck actually found his butt with both hands yet…..

Anyway, when I was a young randy Sailor, any port in a storm, if you get my drift.

Always figured that the first perpetual motion machine would have been a steely dan or a blow up doll.

Sex or steak…that’s a poser…what kind of steak are we talking about?

Are men perverts? Ladies, you decide. Think I’ll take an early lunch and talk to my wife about eating people…

For when you return…….

“Just because we think the universe should operate a certain way doesn’t mean it does.”

WHAT???

That’s just crazy talk.

“I thought adulthood would be a real drag” Yeah, cause we didn’t know ’bout sex yet.

Back to the heaven/hell thing – my version of hell (even if I wound up in the place with the golden streets) would be to spend eternity with fundamentalists eating carrot raisin salad all day. Just thinking of it gives me the shivers. Speaking of shivers……

Didn’t know that you had a security clearance where you were privy to policies and procedures used on the battlefield and within the upper echelons of government and military policy?

It was Edward’s supposition of how the laws of the universe operate and what it means to be damned. Bella gave him an alternate view. Just because we think the universe should operate a certain way doesn’t mean it does.

I see your heaven point. Then again, when I was a kid playing outside I thought adulthood would be a real drag. If I understand the Mormon concept correctly, they pretty much think you’ll hang out with those of similar characteristics, so it wouldn’t be like a couch potato hanging out with some marathoners.

Hey: do you think… the Universe has revealed Eternity through Jay’s blog?!!?

your 10:23

Umm, okay…. think of what a light saber looks like. Then think of all the jokes about women fantasizing and buying D-cell batteries… is the light going on?

that does it: I’m consigned to heaven with a bunch of perverts!

now I’m really out for errands -