It’s almost too bad it isn’t true

…. because if the truth could be told, gentlemen, that could have been almost any of us.

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Kamchak

July 10th, 2009
11:25 am

It could be worse–at least he didn’t make out with Saudi royalty.

USinUK

July 10th, 2009
11:27 am

gah … Berlusconi makes Clinton look like a boy scout and Obama look downright celibate!

getalife

July 10th, 2009
11:31 am

Guilty as charged.

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
11:32 am

If I was married to Fugly, I’d check out other woman too! Go Barry!

getalife

July 10th, 2009
11:47 am

She does not look 16 but the Brazil website about her has crashed.

Redneck Convert

July 10th, 2009
11:48 am

Well, it don’t look like there’s much of a rear end to look at. It’s for danged sure it ain’t worth $96,000. Must not be a woman from Washington.

It’s pretty clear to me this Obama don’t have much experience. Men that’s been married alot of years learn to be more sneakier than that. You got to keep your head straight ahead and let your eyes look out of the corner. I reckon when his missus whops him upside the head a few times he’ll learn. Leastwise, that’s how I learned.

Have a good p.m. everybody.

TnGelding

July 10th, 2009
11:49 am

Well, I for one am glad it isn’t.

Maybe there is hope for our MAN! But then, Jimmy even took a look.

Brad Steel

July 10th, 2009
11:59 am

It is refreshing the president moving democrats back into the dominate position as the party of the horny and virile.

With the Sanford and Ensign stealing the headlines, it felt like the republicans were getting an edge. But at the end of the day republicans are too fat and ugly (Limbaugh, Gingrich, Hannity, Beck) to gain much traction.

Marion Barry

July 10th, 2009
11:59 am

The b*itch set him up.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
12:02 pm

Gandalf, the White! (!) July 10th, 2009 11:32 am SAID: If I was married to Fugly, I’d check out other woman too! Go Barry!

CHRIS SAYS: Ever convinced any intelligent women to give you the time of day??? You sound kind of intimidated by them. But that’s a common reaction with men who feel threatened by intelligence in the opposite sex.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
12:05 pm

Marion Barry

July 10th, 2009
12:06 pm

Gandalf is right. She is fugly and like most fugly women she is probably a lesbian. FYI, I only go out with hot chicks who aren’t stuck-up lesbians.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
12:15 pm

Marion Barry July 10th, 2009 12:06 pm SAID: Gandalf is right. She is fugly and like most fugly women she is probably a lesbian. FYI, I only go out with hot chicks who aren’t stuck-up lesbians.

CHRIS SAYS: How old are you? 15? Yeah, you sound like a a lot of dorks who accuse any woman (usually the good looking smart ones) who don’t give you a second look, of being lesbian. LOL. Yeah, most conservatives like their women dumb and submissive who follow two steps behind their men. An attitude most likely learned from watching their parents.

Kamchak

July 10th, 2009
12:20 pm

“So, Chris, STFU you moron.”

Kamchak says: Chris, it looks like you hit a nerve.

DoggoneGA

July 10th, 2009
12:23 pm

If you ever want a visible example of “Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes clear to the bone”…just check out GTW!’s posts. Daily, mulitple examples of ugly provided right here.

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:28 pm

But Doggone the topic is FUGLY as in Barry’s wife, “pay attention when I’m talking to ya son” … ;-) :-)

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:31 pm

Gwinnettian is a dumb name by the way…

DB, Gwinnettian

July 10th, 2009
12:32 pm

Jay, I don’t care if it’s some parody troll operating on some quadruple-reverse level of irony.

Get rid of the damn thing already.

I have never called publicly for anyone’s banishment. This thing, however, has got to go.

DoggoneGA

July 10th, 2009
12:32 pm

GTW – nope the subject is now how UGLY you are. Stay on topic please.

Kamchak

July 10th, 2009
12:33 pm

G,tW!(!)

Red card or yellow?

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:37 pm

Kamchak, sounds like a soccer analogy, RED? Is that the worst? Does that mean your banned from the sport and have to play tennis? If so Red!

Wyld Byll Hyltnyr

July 10th, 2009
12:39 pm

Well, well, well, as unthinkable as it would have been just hours ago, Ol’ Wyld Byll has found a reason to have a little respect for Obumbler.

Ol’ Wyld Byll, himself, has tapped the dark oak many a time in Brasil and thinks that might just be what Obumbler needs to get up from his knees and stop begging for a golden shower from world leaders.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
12:41 pm

Hey Gandalf and your other alter ego “Marion Barry”,

Being rejected by all those beautiful smart women ALL THE TIME must make you VERY ANGRY. And judging from your knee jerk reaction, and your constant rants, you must be getting REJECTED A LOT!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:41 pm

Jay, it’s always the left wing fanatics that try to end free speech. DB with the dumb word that means from Gwinnett (really is he in grade school?) wants me banned. Jay you have warned me before, and I try to obey his guidance, but some of these people are just dumb as dirt. It would be like Barry’s website, when I got my points to #4 they banned me, for no reason. Left wing hatred of all that is conservative.

DebbieDoRight

July 10th, 2009
12:41 pm

But at the end of the day republicans are too fat and ugly (Limbaugh, Gingrich, Hannity, Beck) to gain much traction.

For some reason, probably an incorrect one, I found this statement not only sneakingly funny; but somewhat “stimulating” too……….in an “Play girl of the month” Rush Limbaugh centerfold sorta way…..hmmmmm………..Rush’s big ghastly white, oxycontin ridden, oxymoron “talking” body all splayed out with baby oil, and he, staring at the cameras, wearing nothing but a blank look and a half way drugged up smile……..Be still my heart!!!!

Eric J.

July 10th, 2009
12:41 pm

I have to second DB’s request. If GtW’s posts are some sort of parody, then it’s an unfunny one. If it’s not, well, that’s a damn shame. Either way, they’re pointless, personal attacks. Begone.

Jay

July 10th, 2009
12:44 pm

gandalf, back it way down, sir.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
12:45 pm

DebbieDoRight July 10th, 2009 12:41 pm SAID: ……….in an “Play girl of the month” Rush Limbaugh centerfold sorta .hmmmmm………..Rush’s big ghastly white, oxycontin ridden, oxymoron “talking” body all splayed out with baby oil, and he, staring at the cameras, wearing nothing but a blank look and a half way drugged up smile

CHRIS SAYS: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Debbie. There goes lunch!!!!!!!!!!

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:47 pm

Chris:
I am far from angry
Marion Barry is not me
where do you get these delusions about beautiful woman rejecting me?
That’s just silly! After sowing wild oats on 5 continents for 34 years, I have settled down and am a 1 woman man. I have to reject them now.
Sorry to blow you mental image, Fulgy people often project themselves onto others, like I have said before, liberalism is a mental disorder, get some help Chris!

DebbieDoRight

July 10th, 2009
12:47 pm

Chris you KNOW that kinda turned you on!!! Just sayin………..

Kamchak

July 10th, 2009
12:48 pm

“gandalf, back it way down, sir.”

Yellow card.

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:48 pm

DoggoneGA

July 10th, 2009
12:49 pm

GTW “it’s always the left wing fanatics that try to end free speech”

Here’s your free civics lesson for today:
1.) the right to free speech does not insulate you from criticism of what you say
2.) there is NO right to free speech on a blog. Play by the blog owners rules or suffer the consequences

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:51 pm

FOR THE RECORD,
PERSONAL ATTACKS BEGAN HERE:

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
12:02 pm
Gandalf, the White! (!) July 10th, 2009 11:32 am SAID: If I was married to Fugly, I’d check out other woman too! Go Barry!

CHRIS SAYS: Ever convinced any intelligent women to give you the time of day??? You sound kind of intimidated by them. But that’s a common reaction with men who feel threatened by intelligence in the opposite sex.

DB, Gwinnettian

July 10th, 2009
12:52 pm

Rush Limbaugh centerfold sorta way…..hmmmmm………..Rush’s big ghastly white, oxycontin ridden, oxymoron “talking” body

Well, since you asked (warning–not for the recently-supped)…

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:52 pm

“THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD COLONEL, NOT ME” John Rambo, First Blood

DebbieDoRight

July 10th, 2009
12:53 pm

GTW: After sowing wild oats on 5 continents for 34 years, I have settled down and am a 1 woman man.

Yeah but how can you stand it!! All those beautiful, young, virile women throwing themselves at you and now you have to settle down with just ONE!!! Don’t you have “dreams” at night about “what could have been”? Do you, while looking in the mirror, stroke your manly body and think about Maria in Brazil or Marie in Paris, or Marianne in Dallas? How could you, the most interesting man in the world, be happy without the added “stimulation” of a different woman every night?!?! WOW — you gave up all that for your country!! You Sir Are A Great AMERICAN!!!

Mrs. Godzilla

July 10th, 2009
12:55 pm

Nope, no checkin’ out on the part of the President….only his normal courteous behavior.

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:55 pm

They why are you talking to me Doggone? Talk to Jay! I don’t give a rat’s backside what a facist like you thinks.

DebbieDoRight

July 10th, 2009
12:56 pm

Oh dang!! DB, sometimes you are too cruel and just WRONG………

God will get you for that one……..

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
12:56 pm

Thanks Debbie! It’s easy.

Angry Black Man

July 10th, 2009
12:58 pm

SMH!!! I’m a firm believer in free speech, but sometimes people push it too far. Jay, you can list me as a third on the motion to banish. Some things are just not funny at all. That’s the borderline hate speech that gets people beat up or even worse.

Angry Black Man

July 10th, 2009
1:01 pm

BTW, any one of us men, or women, who has not scoped out some booty at one time or another please feel free to cast the first stone.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
1:01 pm

Gandalf, the White! (!) July 10th, 2009 12:47 pm SAID: Chris:
I am far from angry
Marion Barry is not me
where do you get these delusions about beautiful woman rejecting me?
CHRIS SAYS: Geeee, I don’t know…..You tell me? ;-)

Gandalf, the White! (!) July 10th, 2009 12:47 pm SAID: Sorry to blow you mental image, Fulgy people often project themselves onto others, like I have said before, liberalism is a mental disorder, get some help Chris!
CHRIS SAYS: Libralism a mental disorder???? Yet you’re the one ranting and raving here.

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
1:01 pm

Yeah hate speech, like “It’s our country now”. I didn’t have you pegged as a facist too Angry Black Dude!

Normal

July 10th, 2009
1:01 pm

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
11:32 am
If I was married to Fugly, I’d check out other woman too! Go Barry!

If you were married to her, you’d be President…

Angry Black Man

July 10th, 2009
1:03 pm

Not a Facist, but also not someone you wanna piss off.

DebbieDoRight

July 10th, 2009
1:04 pm

GTW — I’m proud that you thought of your country first, and the sins of the flesh last. Thank you for your service to America!!

Gandalf, the White! (!)

July 10th, 2009
1:05 pm

Chris: Why are you still attacking me? I guess Jay will protect you. Ranting and raving? I am only concerned for your mental health. Being ugly and unsure of your sexuality can only lead to self esteem issues. Please go get that mental disorder of yours treated, you will be a much happier, though still lonely, person.

Chris Salzmann

July 10th, 2009
1:05 pm

DebbieDoRight July 10th, 2009 12:47 pm SAID: Chris you KNOW that kinda turned you on!!! Just sayin………..

CHRIS SAYS: LMAO. I checked and masochist is not my middle name! Sorry but I have a naturally vivid imagination and now I’m stuck with that IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should help my diet though!!!! THANKS!