Let the smacktalk begin
I’ll be taking a short blog break because Tech is off this week. I’ll be picking it back up again when the team resumes practice on Wednesday.
However, I open it to you to bring your best smack to UGA fans. A few caveats: no cursing, no personal insults, nothing unnecessary. Keep it clean, but make it fun.
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GT '06
November 16th, 2009
10:28 am
First…???
Bubba's Tanning Salon
November 16th, 2009
10:35 am
Second? Lol, GO JACKETS!!!!
Richt's Tanning Salon
November 16th, 2009
10:36 am
My new name, GO JACKETS spank those mutts!!!!
That Kid With The Backwards "G" On His Face
November 16th, 2009
10:42 am
I look for Tech to hang half a hundred on Geowrgia.
Charles Anderson
November 16th, 2009
10:42 am
Better rank: Check.
Better record: Check.
Division champs: Check.
Better passing game: Check.
Better rushing game: DOUBLE Check.
Better coaches… there aren’t enough checks.
Georgia Tech will focus and demolish UGAg.
SWFLJacket
November 16th, 2009
10:58 am
Need to really pound those pups! Gotta give’em motivation for next year so it will be a good game, otherwise another yawner.
I’d like to see them so focused on GT next year that they forget about everything else and have an even worse record than this year, then still get a beat down on ‘em in Athens.
Sunshine
November 16th, 2009
11:08 am
I think its almost time for the annual UGA jokeathon.
What’s funnier than a UGA Grad???
UGA football …. yuck yuck yuck
Saint Simons
November 16th, 2009
11:09 am
(((((( 45-42 )))))) hahahahahahahahahahahahaha more to come!!!!!!!!
Tech Tony
November 16th, 2009
11:13 am
Joke-a-thon huh?
Why is UGA’s color red?
–No Athens grad can spell crimson or scarlet
How do you keep a UGA player from masturbating?
–Paint them Old Gold and White and they’ll never beat it
GTPUG
November 16th, 2009
11:15 am
“TO HELL WITH GEORGIA”
Enough said
Sunshine
November 16th, 2009
11:16 am
Why do graduates from UGA hang their diplomas in their windshields?
Because then they can park in handicapped spaces.
yUCK YUCK YUCK!
AlabamaRamblinwreck
November 16th, 2009
11:16 am
Although, my belief is that GT will win this game by double digits (my prediction is 45-31, I do not believe we can take this game lightly. As usual, we need to protect the ball and make plays in special teams. I realize we came back last year from 2 scores down, but I would not like to try that again, if you know what I mean.
Tampa Bound!!
Go Jackets!! Beat the Mutts!! Beat Clem’sSon(or B.C) & let’s go BCS bowling!
Alabama jack
November 16th, 2009
11:20 am
Respect all, fear none.
Pound the puppies.
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:32 am
To HELL with Georgia!!!!!
GT Rules
November 16th, 2009
11:34 am
GT has 4 football titles. UGA has 1.
GT’s most recent football title is in 1990, UGA’s only title is from 1980.
GT has 2 final fours, UGA has 1.
Both of GT’s final four’s are more recent than UGAs.
GT has 1 basketball championship game apperance, UGA has none.
GT has more wins in their current stadium than any program in history.
GT has the oldest stadium in 1A football.
GT had John Heisman and Bobby Dodd for 40 years combined, those 2 are who the national player and coach of the year awards are named after. UGA had Wally Butts.
GT won the most lopsided game in history 222-0.
And as we speak today, GT has vastly superior programs in football and basketball. Both teams are ranked.
Paul Johnson has accomplished all his GT feats in year 2 with another coaches players, and is just getting started.
And all that’s just the sports side. I’d get into the academic side, but the volume of that post would break the internet.
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:36 am
What do a sand castle and UGA have in common? They are both good until the Tide comes in.
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:38 am
After Mark Richt dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Mark a little two-bedroom house with a faded Georgia banner hanging from the front porch. “This is your house, coach. Most people don’t get their own houses up here,” God says. Coach Richt looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It’s a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. GT flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Yellow Jacket banner hangs between the marble columns. “Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Paul Johnson gets a mansion with GT banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?” God looks at him seriously for a moment. “That’s not Paul Johnson’s house,” God says. “That’s mine.”
Taylor
November 16th, 2009
11:38 am
this year its going to be Georgia Tech vs. A.J. Green
beat the mutts take the state title again!
GO JACKETS
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:40 am
Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:41 am
How many UGA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is a sophomore level class.
GTJacket
November 16th, 2009
11:42 am
What do you say to a UGA athlete in a 3-piece suit?
“Will the defendant please rise?”
But in light of recent news, I guess that can also be applied to Tennessee players.
Buzz Belle
November 16th, 2009
11:44 am
Oh, this is going to be good!
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:46 am
What should you do if you find three University of Georgia fans buried up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement.
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:47 am
What’s the hardest thing about being a Georgia Bulldog fan?
Telling your parents that you’re gay. hahahahaha
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:48 am
What do Georgia and pot have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls!
TECH
November 16th, 2009
11:52 am
What do you call a drug ring in Athens?
A huddle.
Dalton Jackitup
November 16th, 2009
12:05 pm
It be the new “Industrial Revolution”!…Techsters plowing under the Plow Boys! GO JACKETS! THWG!
who has the best tanning salon
November 16th, 2009
12:33 pm
Are you Bubbas sure the UGA and Clempson isn’t the same team? I mean one wears red and the other orange but other than that they could be Twins. For GT, it will be like playing the same team 2 weeks straight.
who has the best tanning salon
November 16th, 2009
12:39 pm
Why did CLemson choose orange as their color? To wear at the games on Saturday, wash on Sunday and then wear again Monday thru Friday, picking up trash on the side of the interstate
who has the best tanning salon
November 16th, 2009
12:40 pm
how do you get a UGA graduate off your porch? Give him a better tip when he delivers your pizza.
m
November 16th, 2009
12:40 pm
Just remember that the reason the joy is back in TECH football is because thanks to God and Greyhound, chan gomer gailey is gone forever. Halleeeedamloooyah!!!
The sad thing is that many of you TECH fans (especially those on the Hive) supported and defended gomer and helped him to destroy our program for 6 long sorry years. Let me say that you suck as bad as gomer did and you did harm to TECH.
Let us not forget the past and NEVER let gomer or a new gomer happen again.
chan who
November 16th, 2009
12:41 pm
with Chan, gt would be 6-4 now or 5-5
Kevin
November 16th, 2009
12:43 pm
I’ve heard multiple UGA fans call up to 680 the fan to discuss how the dawgs can beat the yellow jackets within the next few years.
all answers seemingly had nothing to do with UGA improving, but all somehow related to the chance of Paul Johnson leaving (which doesn’t actually look likely). If that’s your best bet, your program is in trouble!
As far as this years game, I hope to see Bebe get his fair share of deep routes just to anger the martinez haters… GO JACKETS!
who has the best tanning salon
November 16th, 2009
12:43 pm
with Chan, GT would be 5-5 right now or at best 6-4, kind of like Mark Richt, oops sorry
gtfan2011
November 16th, 2009
12:53 pm
Why can’t they have a nativity scene at U[sic]ga?
Because there aren’t three wisemen or virgin on campus.
THWG!
gtfan2011
November 16th, 2009
12:54 pm
What do a tornado and a UGA grad have in common?
Both a heading to a trailer park!
SCQA&A
November 16th, 2009
1:05 pm
“And right now our minds are on Georgia.” – CP”Goferit”J (with apologies to Ray Charles)
Unlike previous years, Tech fans expect to beat U[sic]GA in two weeks. Tech fans actually anticipate this Clean Ol’ Fashioned Hate renewal and aren’t the typical ball of nerves that usually infects us this time of year. Georgia has had all year to look at North Avenue and see what’s coming and we are eager for CP”Goferit”J to give it to them. Dare I say it – Georgia is intimidated coming into the game this year?
Coastal title in hand. #7 in the nation. At home. BCS glory to play for. U[sic]GA in near disarray. And CP”Goferit”J calling the plays. My, have the stars aligned…
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BuzzKiller
November 16th, 2009
1:07 pm
Tech has only won 15 times since 1960…..UGA on the other hand, 34 times. Keep trying Tech. You’ll get there, one day.
BuzzKiller
November 16th, 2009
1:10 pm
UGA wins…. 1897 1898 1899 1900 1903 1910 1911 1912 1913 1926 1929 1930 1931 1933 1934 1936 1940 1941 1942 1945 1946 1948 1957 1958 1959 1960 1964 1965 1966 1967 1968 1971 1972 1973 1975 1976 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1986 1987 1988 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007
GT wins…. 1893 1904 1905 1906 1907 1909 1914 1916 1925 1927 1928 1935 1939 1943 1944 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1954 1955 1956 1961 1962 1963 1969 1970 1974 1977 1984 1985
1989 1990 1998 1999 2000 2008
My my, one of those lists is a LOT longer than the other.
Burdell
November 16th, 2009
1:15 pm
The way things are looking right now, BuzzKiller, “one day” could well be in 18 years and 2 weeks.
Old Gold Britches
November 16th, 2009
1:15 pm
Killer . It is a good thing you’ve got your history cause you are a sandwich short of a picnic for this matchup!
blazer
November 16th, 2009
1:16 pm
PAST STUFF PRESENT STUFF 45-42
Tommy boy
November 16th, 2009
1:19 pm
Tech will rape Georgia in a few weeks. Hopefully they will beat Kentucky so they won’t be crying about that coming in to the UGA-Tech game.
dobearsbare
November 16th, 2009
1:21 pm
I guess the clean and old-fashioned part of the equation are in Athens … Hate? Clearly the purview of the NATS.
old gold engineer
November 16th, 2009
1:25 pm
Anybody know when the game time will be announced? It’s still listed as TBA where I’ve looked.
armyjacket
November 16th, 2009
1:28 pm
I swear m, if I ever found out who you were, I’d kick your teeth in. Probably not worth getting my boots dirty, but you make us grown up GT fans look bad. Get out of your parents house and go to DragonCon or something.
m
November 16th, 2009
1:58 pm
armyjacket…you and your fellow Hivers that propped up gomer and helped him to destroy our program for 6 long years are the ones that need you teeth kicked in (to use your words).
BuzzKiller
November 16th, 2009
1:59 pm
lol @ Burdell….
I’ll take my chances with that one! But well played, Sir!
DawgsAreMorons
November 16th, 2009
2:08 pm
BuzzKiller – Here, let me show you something else that’s a lot longer.
GTman
November 16th, 2009
2:31 pm
To DawgsAreMorons: Re: “BuzzKiller – Here, let me show you something else that’s a lot longer.” You show your Richt and I’ll show you my Johnson. I’ll take my 10 win Johnson any day over your little 6 win Richt.
HA! and THWG!
old gold engineer
November 16th, 2009
2:35 pm
Now I see the breaking headline states that the game will have an 8:00 kickoff.
BuzzKiller
November 16th, 2009
3:42 pm
Clever. Have fun with that. And no, I do not want to see your wiener. Figured 2 GT fans would start talking about peckers at some point….I’ll stick to FEMALES in Athens. You boys can pull each other’s Johnsons in the flats….
Jacket Fan
November 16th, 2009
4:16 pm
BuzzKiller,
Bet you are really proud of all FEMALES in Athens. They are all loose women…
Andrew Sherwin (The Dude)
November 16th, 2009
4:37 pm
The trashiest fans in college football:
http://www.ajc.com/sports/uga/uga-tailgaters-warned-to-140564.html
B'Ham Jacket
November 16th, 2009
4:55 pm
Andrew, the site you listed is appalling! What a mess!
70 tons of TRASH!
http://www.ajc.com/sports/uga/uga-tailgaters-warned-to-140564.html
Andrew Sherwin (The Dude)
November 16th, 2009
5:04 pm
B’Ham… it was big news early in the season. That was when they played S. Carolina. Why talk trash when the proof is already published?
Cuttysark
November 16th, 2009
7:03 pm
The only smack talk anyone needs to know is that Paul Johnson has the best record of any coach in Rivalry games. He Beat Army every year at the Naval Academy, and is 1 and 0 against UGA. An undefeated record in BOTH!
Who cares about the past when the future is being made by a coach who refuses to lose these type of games. By the way, his first win against Army was 58 to 12 with a team that went 1 and 20 before he became the head coach.
Go to http://isportsweb.com for a review of the Duke win, and check out the Paul Johnson Article from August 17, 2009 for more insight. THWG!
GT FAN UP NORTH
November 16th, 2009
7:23 pm
It has been a long time coming as a Tech fan to think what a difference this game would be- who would have thought-Tech in the position they are in and UGA trying to make the WEEDEATER bowl- wow!!! Back in 1985 the famous call by Al on Gary Lee’s kickoff return–well I saw a sign at one of the houses that said—”Dooley takes it like the rest of the Dogs-in the REAR” this year I think Johnson has these boys so fired up and trys to beat down the dogs- don’t think he dosent keep in the back of his mind what Eric Z said about the “high school offense” Old fashion hate yes…..so talk all you want dog fans about how many years this and that…..well this year ya’ll are going to have it handed to you JOHNSON style…Two backs will have 100+ on wille….and do us all a favor tell #9 that when he makes a tackle 10 yards in the secondary not to jump up and high five like he has done something- good luck with the wildcats-Full steam—-THWG!!!!
WrekYoSelf
November 16th, 2009
7:24 pm
How many UGA fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
… one to hold the ladder.
… one to screw in the light bulb.
… and one to kiss my a$$
Technophobia
November 16th, 2009
7:30 pm
You can have the past Buzzkill, the future is ours!
GTPak
November 16th, 2009
7:34 pm
This is obviously was left by those known as “poor white trash” or trailer trash.
http://www.ajc.com/sports/uga/uga-tailgaters-warned-to-140564.html
Technophobia
November 16th, 2009
7:50 pm
CPJ also broke Navy’s 43 game losing streak to Notre Dame. 43 freakin games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tampabound
November 16th, 2009
10:54 pm
reck style baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8GuH9oDHrU
Tom
November 17th, 2009
5:38 am
Tech has a long way to go…Georgia is a formidable opponent and we will have to play our best in all phases to win the game. I do believe that CPJ has ushered in a new era in GT football. We will never again see a GT team “hoping” that they can beat Georgia. I look forward to a great game. GO JACKETS!
William Casey
November 17th, 2009
8:23 am
My dad and I attended the Tech-UGA game in Athens in 1964 which UGA won 7-0. We didn’t know it at the time but it was a “culture changing” game, the effects of which lasted (with a few blips) for over 40 years. That era ended in the third quarter of the GT-UGA game in 2008. There’s one very happy Irishman (GT man, not ND) Jacket in heaven right now who will in spirit join his son and grandson on November 28, 2009 watching year two of a new era. GO JACKETS!
BobinBuford
November 17th, 2009
9:03 am
This one is courtesy CPJ from the caravan this summer:
The Georgia football coach (he did not say CMR) walks into the AD’s office at UGA. He says “I need a raise – you don’t know what I am dealing with here with these players. Let me give you an example”. He looks out in the hallway and sees a UGA football player walking by. He says to the player “son, go down to my office and see if I am still there”. So the football player runs off, and comes back 15 minutes later. “No. coach”, he says. “You are not there”.
So the coach turns to the AD and says “see what i mean?” The AD director says “wow – you’re right. He could have just called you on the phone to find out the same thing.”
gtg011h
November 17th, 2009
5:32 pm
Why don’t they have ice at georgia?
The kid with the recipe graduated.
45-42
GT For You And Me
November 17th, 2009
6:17 pm
m::::It’s good that you remind us of what it feel like to be losers. How soon we forget……….GT fans are tired of losing and we should be reminded of how a short time ago,we were losers………Hopefully in a few yrs,we can put all those bad memories behind us………GO JACKETS! TOHWG!
Jimmy
November 17th, 2009
7:28 pm
BuzzKiller,
Didn’t UGA fans say the same things about their rivalry w/ Florida before 1990??? Then one Steve Spurrier came along, and all you guys do now is still talk about your past against Florida, instead of the present.
Now that Tech has CPJ, the same thing will happen. Mark my words. I’ll keep reminding you over the next two decades though. lol
H.J. Stegeman
November 17th, 2009
8:29 pm
A dope ring at UGA is six students sitting in a circle.
Solid Gold Dancer
November 17th, 2009
8:35 pm
Four guys are on a hiking trip to the top of a huge cliff never climbed before. One is a grad from GT, one from Notre Dame, one from Bama, and the fouth from Uga. After days of climbing, they make it to the top. After a few moments of catching a breather, the ground starts to shake, lightning bolts fly, and the sky opens up. A tremendously deep voice shouts from the heavens and states: “You have stepped atop the sacred mountain of college prestige. Only one of you may leave to tell this story. The other three must plunge to their deaths screaming their beloved school’s motto.” The four guys stare at each other in fear…..the Notre Dame guy says ” I’ll jump since Notre Dame has the best history of any school” , he then jumps and shouts……. “three cheeeeers for old Notre Daaaaaame.” Then he splats all over the ground. The Bama guy sees how brave the Notre Dame guy was , and says, ” I’ll jump because Bama is the best SEC school of all time”. He jumps and yells “Rooooooolllllllll Tiiiide” ….then splat! The Uga guy looks in horror, but definitely can’t be upstaged by the prior. So he looks at the Tech guy and says…”i’ll jump because the dawgs are the best team in the great state of Georgia”. He then looks over the edge down at the rugged rocks below..with legs shaking and trembling with fear…………………….and then the Tech guy pushes him off the cliff and yells out “TO HELL WITH GEORGIA”.
Pepper Rodgers
November 17th, 2009
8:39 pm
Tech fan: “Hey – I just heard a great UGA joke.”
UGA fan: “Hold on, now – I went to UGA.”
Tech fan: “Oh. In that case, I’ll tell it very slowly.”
Dean Tate
November 17th, 2009
8:42 pm
One of our UGA ag students had a summer job as a gardener, till he broke his arm raking leaves. He fell out of the tree.
Redcoat Band
November 17th, 2009
8:54 pm
Q. What’s red, has 22 legs, and lies on its back a lot?
A. The UGA football team.
Gt4ever
November 18th, 2009
8:26 am
UGA will be one of the BEST teams we play this year. If not the BEST…. It will be a fight, anyone could win…
Paul Johnson
November 21st, 2009
12:05 pm
If we just EXECUTE, and don’t lose focus, we’ll win.