Let the smacktalk begin

I’ll be taking a short blog break because Tech is off this week. I’ll be picking it back up again when the team resumes practice on Wednesday.

However, I open it to you to bring your best smack to UGA fans. A few caveats: no cursing, no personal insults, nothing unnecessary. Keep it clean, but make it fun.

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GT '06

November 16th, 2009
10:28 am

Bubba's Tanning Salon

November 16th, 2009
10:35 am

Second? Lol, GO JACKETS!!!!

Richt's Tanning Salon

November 16th, 2009
10:36 am

My new name, GO JACKETS spank those mutts!!!!

That Kid With The Backwards "G" On His Face

November 16th, 2009
10:42 am

I look for Tech to hang half a hundred on Geowrgia.

Charles Anderson

November 16th, 2009
10:42 am

Better rank: Check.
Better record: Check.
Division champs: Check.
Better passing game: Check.
Better rushing game: DOUBLE Check.
Better coaches… there aren’t enough checks.

Georgia Tech will focus and demolish UGAg.

SWFLJacket

November 16th, 2009
10:58 am

Need to really pound those pups! Gotta give’em motivation for next year so it will be a good game, otherwise another yawner.

I’d like to see them so focused on GT next year that they forget about everything else and have an even worse record than this year, then still get a beat down on ‘em in Athens.

Sunshine

November 16th, 2009
11:08 am

I think its almost time for the annual UGA jokeathon.

What’s funnier than a UGA Grad???

UGA football …. yuck yuck yuck

Saint Simons

November 16th, 2009
11:09 am

(((((( 45-42 )))))) hahahahahahahahahahahahaha more to come!!!!!!!!

Tech Tony

November 16th, 2009
11:13 am

Joke-a-thon huh?

Why is UGA’s color red?
–No Athens grad can spell crimson or scarlet

How do you keep a UGA player from masturbating?
–Paint them Old Gold and White and they’ll never beat it

GTPUG

November 16th, 2009
11:15 am

“TO HELL WITH GEORGIA”

Enough said

Sunshine

November 16th, 2009
11:16 am

Why do graduates from UGA hang their diplomas in their windshields?

Because then they can park in handicapped spaces.

yUCK YUCK YUCK!

AlabamaRamblinwreck

November 16th, 2009
11:16 am

Although, my belief is that GT will win this game by double digits (my prediction is 45-31, I do not believe we can take this game lightly. As usual, we need to protect the ball and make plays in special teams. I realize we came back last year from 2 scores down, but I would not like to try that again, if you know what I mean.

Tampa Bound!!

Go Jackets!! Beat the Mutts!! Beat Clem’sSon(or B.C) & let’s go BCS bowling!

Alabama jack

November 16th, 2009
11:20 am

Respect all, fear none.

Pound the puppies.

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:32 am

To HELL with Georgia!!!!!

GT Rules

November 16th, 2009
11:34 am

GT has 4 football titles. UGA has 1.

GT’s most recent football title is in 1990, UGA’s only title is from 1980.

GT has 2 final fours, UGA has 1.

Both of GT’s final four’s are more recent than UGAs.

GT has 1 basketball championship game apperance, UGA has none.

GT has more wins in their current stadium than any program in history.

GT has the oldest stadium in 1A football.

GT had John Heisman and Bobby Dodd for 40 years combined, those 2 are who the national player and coach of the year awards are named after. UGA had Wally Butts.

GT won the most lopsided game in history 222-0.

And as we speak today, GT has vastly superior programs in football and basketball. Both teams are ranked.

Paul Johnson has accomplished all his GT feats in year 2 with another coaches players, and is just getting started.

And all that’s just the sports side. I’d get into the academic side, but the volume of that post would break the internet.

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:36 am

What do a sand castle and UGA have in common? They are both good until the Tide comes in.

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:38 am

After Mark Richt dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Mark a little two-bedroom house with a faded Georgia banner hanging from the front porch. “This is your house, coach. Most people don’t get their own houses up here,” God says. Coach Richt looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It’s a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. GT flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Yellow Jacket banner hangs between the marble columns. “Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Paul Johnson gets a mansion with GT banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?” God looks at him seriously for a moment. “That’s not Paul Johnson’s house,” God says. “That’s mine.”

Taylor

November 16th, 2009
11:38 am

this year its going to be Georgia Tech vs. A.J. Green

beat the mutts take the state title again!

GO JACKETS

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:40 am

Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:41 am

How many UGA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it is a sophomore level class.

GTJacket

November 16th, 2009
11:42 am

What do you say to a UGA athlete in a 3-piece suit?

“Will the defendant please rise?”

But in light of recent news, I guess that can also be applied to Tennessee players.

Buzz Belle

November 16th, 2009
11:44 am

Oh, this is going to be good!

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:46 am

What should you do if you find three University of Georgia fans buried up to their neck in cement?

Get more cement.

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:47 am

What’s the hardest thing about being a Georgia Bulldog fan?

Telling your parents that you’re gay. hahahahaha

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:48 am

What do Georgia and pot have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls!

TECH

November 16th, 2009
11:52 am

What do you call a drug ring in Athens?

A huddle.

Dalton Jackitup

November 16th, 2009
12:05 pm

It be the new “Industrial Revolution”!…Techsters plowing under the Plow Boys! GO JACKETS! THWG!

who has the best tanning salon

November 16th, 2009
12:33 pm

Are you Bubbas sure the UGA and Clempson isn’t the same team? I mean one wears red and the other orange but other than that they could be Twins. For GT, it will be like playing the same team 2 weeks straight.

who has the best tanning salon

November 16th, 2009
12:39 pm

Why did CLemson choose orange as their color? To wear at the games on Saturday, wash on Sunday and then wear again Monday thru Friday, picking up trash on the side of the interstate

who has the best tanning salon

November 16th, 2009
12:40 pm

how do you get a UGA graduate off your porch? Give him a better tip when he delivers your pizza.

m

November 16th, 2009
12:40 pm

Just remember that the reason the joy is back in TECH football is because thanks to God and Greyhound, chan gomer gailey is gone forever. Halleeeedamloooyah!!!

The sad thing is that many of you TECH fans (especially those on the Hive) supported and defended gomer and helped him to destroy our program for 6 long sorry years. Let me say that you suck as bad as gomer did and you did harm to TECH.

Let us not forget the past and NEVER let gomer or a new gomer happen again.

chan who

November 16th, 2009
12:41 pm

with Chan, gt would be 6-4 now or 5-5

Kevin

November 16th, 2009
12:43 pm

I’ve heard multiple UGA fans call up to 680 the fan to discuss how the dawgs can beat the yellow jackets within the next few years.

all answers seemingly had nothing to do with UGA improving, but all somehow related to the chance of Paul Johnson leaving (which doesn’t actually look likely). If that’s your best bet, your program is in trouble!

As far as this years game, I hope to see Bebe get his fair share of deep routes just to anger the martinez haters… GO JACKETS!

who has the best tanning salon

November 16th, 2009
12:43 pm

with Chan, GT would be 5-5 right now or at best 6-4, kind of like Mark Richt, oops sorry

gtfan2011

November 16th, 2009
12:53 pm

Why can’t they have a nativity scene at U[sic]ga?

Because there aren’t three wisemen or virgin on campus.

THWG!

gtfan2011

November 16th, 2009
12:54 pm

What do a tornado and a UGA grad have in common?

Both a heading to a trailer park!

SCQA&A

November 16th, 2009
1:05 pm

“And right now our minds are on Georgia.” – CP”Goferit”J (with apologies to Ray Charles)

Unlike previous years, Tech fans expect to beat U[sic]GA in two weeks. Tech fans actually anticipate this Clean Ol’ Fashioned Hate renewal and aren’t the typical ball of nerves that usually infects us this time of year. Georgia has had all year to look at North Avenue and see what’s coming and we are eager for CP”Goferit”J to give it to them. Dare I say it – Georgia is intimidated coming into the game this year? ;)

Coastal title in hand. #7 in the nation. At home. BCS glory to play for. U[sic]GA in near disarray. And CP”Goferit”J calling the plays. My, have the stars aligned…

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BuzzKiller

November 16th, 2009
1:07 pm

Tech has only won 15 times since 1960…..UGA on the other hand, 34 times. Keep trying Tech. You’ll get there, one day.

BuzzKiller

November 16th, 2009
1:10 pm

UGA wins…. 1897 1898 1899 1900 1903 1910 1911 1912 1913 1926 1929 1930 1931 1933 1934 1936 1940 1941 1942 1945 1946 1948 1957 1958 1959 1960 1964 1965 1966 1967 1968 1971 1972 1973 1975 1976 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1986 1987 1988 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007

GT wins…. 1893 1904 1905 1906 1907 1909 1914 1916 1925 1927 1928 1935 1939 1943 1944 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1954 1955 1956 1961 1962 1963 1969 1970 1974 1977 1984 1985
1989 1990 1998 1999 2000 2008

My my, one of those lists is a LOT longer than the other.

Burdell

November 16th, 2009
1:15 pm

The way things are looking right now, BuzzKiller, “one day” could well be in 18 years and 2 weeks.

Old Gold Britches

November 16th, 2009
1:15 pm

Killer . It is a good thing you’ve got your history cause you are a sandwich short of a picnic for this matchup!

blazer

November 16th, 2009
1:16 pm

PAST STUFF PRESENT STUFF 45-42

Tommy boy

November 16th, 2009
1:19 pm

Tech will rape Georgia in a few weeks. Hopefully they will beat Kentucky so they won’t be crying about that coming in to the UGA-Tech game.

dobearsbare

November 16th, 2009
1:21 pm

I guess the clean and old-fashioned part of the equation are in Athens … Hate? Clearly the purview of the NATS.

old gold engineer

November 16th, 2009
1:25 pm

Anybody know when the game time will be announced? It’s still listed as TBA where I’ve looked.

armyjacket

November 16th, 2009
1:28 pm

I swear m, if I ever found out who you were, I’d kick your teeth in. Probably not worth getting my boots dirty, but you make us grown up GT fans look bad. Get out of your parents house and go to DragonCon or something.

m

November 16th, 2009
1:58 pm

armyjacket…you and your fellow Hivers that propped up gomer and helped him to destroy our program for 6 long years are the ones that need you teeth kicked in (to use your words).

BuzzKiller

November 16th, 2009
1:59 pm

lol @ Burdell….

I’ll take my chances with that one! But well played, Sir!

DawgsAreMorons

November 16th, 2009
2:08 pm

BuzzKiller – Here, let me show you something else that’s a lot longer.

GTman

November 16th, 2009
2:31 pm

To DawgsAreMorons: Re: “BuzzKiller – Here, let me show you something else that’s a lot longer.” You show your Richt and I’ll show you my Johnson. I’ll take my 10 win Johnson any day over your little 6 win Richt.

HA! and THWG!