Let me just make one thing clear: This is what you do not want to have land on your desk one afternoon when you’ve had a sensible salad for lunch and are thinking that maybe a few peppermints or an apple will get you through the afternoon. It is a box filled with samples of the new Nestlé Crunch Girl Scout Candy Bars.
Yes, you’ve read that right. These are Thin Mints, Samoas and Tagalongs rendered as wafer candy bars layered with with little bits of crunchy goodness the company calls “airy crispies.”
After a long marketing campaign and a pre-sale on Facebook, the candy bars are available in retail outlets nationwide. There is no actual uniformed girl intermediary; they go right from convenience store shelf to mouth.
I tried two of them before I encouraged my colleagues to descend on the box. The Samoa version, called Caramel & Coconut, had a true, recognizable flavor. But I think the appeal of a Samoa cookies lies in its varied textures; I don’t think I’d succumb to this candy bar again.
But those Thin Mints. Lawd. They somehow seem Thin Mintier. The layers kind of collapse — pop, pop, pop — between your teeth and give you the satisfaction that usually comes only after a whole sleeve of cookies. I recommend them.
- by John Kessler for the Food & More blog
15 comments Add your comment
Hungry Gringo
June 5th, 2012
11:10 am
I wonder if NYC Mayor Bloomberg will ban these too.
VickiF
June 5th, 2012
11:43 am
“Lawd”….You have become One of Us.
Reds
June 5th, 2012
12:09 pm
Oh, hell, John. I didnt need to know about these!
Edward
June 5th, 2012
12:23 pm
Maybe pair them with the Girl Scout Cookie versions of Edy’s Ice Cream. Just go whole hog, so to speak.
Jenny Turknett
June 5th, 2012
12:48 pm
Reds, I agree!
I’m not a huge candy person, but I might have to buy the Thin Mints one…
Grasshopper
June 5th, 2012
2:42 pm
Can we get a calorie and fat count please? I mean if Popeye’s gets the nanny treatment so should Girl Scout candies.
Sarah
June 5th, 2012
3:16 pm
Where can you get them in Atlanta?
Kar
June 5th, 2012
3:33 pm
Ok, we all want to know. How do they taste frozen?
Ganners
June 6th, 2012
9:43 am
The only proper way to eat Thin Mints is from the freezer in the middle of the night. That being said, I just may need to pop one of these bars into the freezer if I spy one at Publix next run. I never got any Thin Mints this year. A Girl Scout never came to my door
I refuse to buy them from a mom hocking the cookies for a daughter (even on facebook??) because cookie sales teaches the girls so much. I hope the sale of the bars contributes something to the Girl Scouts.
kmb
June 6th, 2012
10:30 am
Once again the girl scouts turn a blind eye towards the obesity epidemic, whick affects so many of the organization’s members. When will Michelle Obama take on the Girl Scouts?
HonestGirlScouts DotCom
June 6th, 2012
11:30 am
Too bad these profits will also be misused in the name of Global Warming at the United Nations. Look up the YouTube video “WAGGGS delegate advocates for Sexual and Reproductive Rights via Climate Change Agenda at CO16″ and know that Girl Scouts of the USA provides 1/3 of the funding for World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts to promote abortion around the world.
Chrissy
June 6th, 2012
11:44 am
Why is everything politicized on every non political blog .. The first lady hasn’t ever went after any particular organization
John Kessler
June 6th, 2012
2:16 pm
Recall Juliette Low! Retroactively! Um, sorry, what?
Marsh
June 7th, 2012
8:07 am
That HonestGirlScouts post is officially the stupidest thing I’ve read on the internet to date. However, it does explain why some incoherent redneck was screaming at Girl Scouts, CHILDREN, outside my local CVS a few months ago.
I would like for HonestGirlScouts and all his little friends to be shot into outer space. They’re just ruining Earth for the rest of us.
Baltisraul
June 7th, 2012
2:33 pm
If the candy bars are as small as the cookies have gotten, I will pass on these also.