I’m so excited! The sandwich of my dreams — that fickle, now-you-see-it-now-you-don’t McRib is back in area McDonald’s restaurants.
Must hurry! Quick, quick, quick. Have been deprived of the McRib for a full year. Who knows how long it will last this time. Must run to Mickey D’s and get my bag of Mcribbed goodness. I open the bag and here is what I find inside.
It is just how I remember it from last year — an oblong box through which peeks a sausage patty cleverly formed to resemble an actual rib. I open the box and this is what I find inside.
Yum. Who can resist this delicious looking sandwich?
Okay, kidding. This is what I actually found inside.
Could some nice person please explain the cult of the McRib to me?