It’s so cold that . . .
. . . your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.
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Laughmeister
January 5th, 2010
10:00 am
Hillary Clinton seems warm by comparison.
DAVID
January 5th, 2010
10:37 am
YEAH…….AJC….Publish all those GLOBAL WARMING articles you are saving for the summer…..Maybe….it will warm up…..
TS
January 5th, 2010
10:43 am
Obama’s staff actually hangs out in the Oval Office because of how warm it is in there.
gb1205
January 5th, 2010
10:47 am
I ran over a dead opossum in the road and it felt like a speedbump.
Michelle
January 5th, 2010
10:58 am
instead of calling in sick I am calling in frozen.
Brett
January 5th, 2010
11:09 am
UGA fans are watching re-runs of the 2009 season to get their blood pumping!
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:29 am
The Atlanta Thrashers are planning an outdoor game on Turner Field!
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:31 am
Bankers are taking their hands out of the public’s pockets into their own pockets.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:32 am
Travel Atlanta is planning a new promotion “Chill in Coldlanta”
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:35 am
The temperature of the hearts of Republican politicians may be warming up.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:38 am
Disney World is offering bob sled runs on the waterslides at Typhoon World in Orlando.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:49 am
Atlanta residents have learned new words like “wind chill” “long underwear” “mittens” “windshield scraper” “snow plow”
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:52 am
Philandering politicians can tell their staff that they are really going to meet a friend in Bueno Aires rather than hiking in the Applachians.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
9:58 am
The Atlanta Falcons are set to win the Superbowl aka “cold day in h*ll”
Robin
January 6th, 2010
10:03 am
The City of Atlanta is inviting Fox News Network to relocate to the city so that the residents can take advantage of Bill O’Reilly constant hot air supply.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
10:36 am
Metro Atlanta 7-11 stores report a major drop in Slurpee sales.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
10:39 am
Terrorists are being requested to ignite their underwear outside of the airport.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
10:42 am
Starbucks is offering a “halabeno frappechino” in Atlanta outlets.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
10:45 am
Biologists are closely monitoring alligators and Congressmen for signs of movement.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
10:49 am
Restaurant owners are having problems from keeping staff from sitting in the barbeque overns during breaks.
Robin
January 6th, 2010
1:20 pm
Residents are planning to at home and even watch (?) “Saturday Night Live” this weekend.
hook
January 7th, 2010
8:44 am
Robin is obviously frozen to her computer.
Robin
January 8th, 2010
12:11 am
The Coca Cola polar bears have been spotted in the company board room.
Robin
January 8th, 2010
12:15 am
Even pastors are asking the Devil to come down to Georgia and bring along a little heat.
Robin
January 8th, 2010
12:17 am
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Robin
January 8th, 2010
12:18 am
Pep Boys and Goodyear Centres are selling snow tires.
Robin
January 8th, 2010
12:21 am
Atlanta developers are considering building a curling rink so the state can send a team to the 2014 Winter Olympics.
Robin
January 8th, 2010
12:30 am
Local anglers are planning an ice fishing tournament on Lake George.
valerie
January 8th, 2010
11:33 am
:clap:
LFP6
January 8th, 2010
4:09 pm
Its so cold that the neighborhood kids were ice skating IN THE STREET this morning ><.
Welcome to Icelanta 2010 everyone, and have a good weekend.
Maimou
January 9th, 2010
11:36 am
Good ones, guys! I was born & raised in Atlanta, and left in ‘90 for balmy Florida!. I remember Snowjam ‘82-I was working at Northside Hospital. Don’t you know, 9 months later we had a mini baby boom! Stayin’ warm the old-fashioned way! And in ‘83 my new husband and I went camping that March weekend in North Georgia! In ‘73 I was a teen, we were without power for a week. Thank heaven mom was a South Georgia farm girl who kept us warm and fed with her gas stove, “put up” food and fireplace skills. Through all these weather events, remember to thank your heroes, the linemen with Georgia Power. We used to applaud the trouble truck when it showed up to fix the lines, and fill the guys up with hot coffee. Stay warm inside, Atlanta!
Big Sack Dawg
January 10th, 2010
8:45 pm
MY KAHOONA’S IS COLD!!!!!
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
2:59 pm
My stream of pee froze me to the ground.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
2:59 pm
Cold as a well-diggers Ace.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:00 pm
My dookie wont come outa my butt.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:00 pm
My ballsack has shrunk to 1/5th its normal size.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:01 pm
Im having to dig out my boogers with a ball point pen.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:01 pm
My dingleberries have turned into a DingleBerry Bush.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:02 pm
Was playing marbles with my rolled doo doo balls and they froze to the sidewalk.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:02 pm
I stuck a popsicle stick up my butt and pulled out a fudgesicle.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:04 pm
In the middle of the air one of my turds froze solid then hit the ground and it was black-ice everywhere.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:04 pm
My turds dont stink.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:05 pm
Blew snot all over my friends banana popsicle so he wouldnt notice I took bite.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:06 pm
My lips became frozen to the end of my boyfriends penis.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:07 pm
During anal sex my boyfriend slipped out and his wee wee got frozen to the backside of my scrotum. Luckily a dog came by and licked us apart.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:09 pm
My farts are liquid.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:09 pm
The skid marks in my underwear will scrap off with a butter knife.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:10 pm
My dildo became stuck in my butthole.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:11 pm
I can break off my butthair instead of letting my boyfriend pull them out with his teeth.
Boogers floating in your soup
February 8th, 2010
3:12 pm
I lay in bed so cold that instead of getting up to turn on the heat I just pee all over myself…AHHHH