You call that sexy? Billboard picks the sexiest songs, fails
The late Barry White, the man whose voice is synonymous with sexy, is pictured at the Soul Train Music Awards in 1994. Photo: Rhonda Birndorf / AP
Apparently, there isn’t a Barry White song sexy enough to make Billboard’s list of the 50 sexiest songs of all time. Yeah, right.
Part of the problem is the magazine’s methodology. They simply ranked the 50 most popular songs about sex (or with a discernable sexy-time vibe) according to their performance on the Hot 100 chart, beginning in 1958 and ending with the chart of Jan. 16. And that’s how we wind up with Olivia Newton-John’s “Physical” in the No. 1 position. “Physical” is to sex as Velveeta is to food. It might get sweaty like sex, but it’s also plastic and not much like the real thing. Even worse, you’ll find “Afternoon Delight” at No. 20. Talk about cheese.
How about we come up with our own ideas of the sexiest music of all time? We can do better than Billboard, can’t we? Tell us what tops your list of the sexiest songs.
Need a refresher? Check out our gallery of some of the finest in baby-making music
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Boogers for the children fund
February 15th, 2010
8:15 am
“ok…..which is more likely to put your lady in the mood?
1) Let’s Get Physical….or
2) Anything by Kenny G”
Neither, however, she probably would get out the shotgun, barf or take a crap on the floor.
PS…Pink has a PENI$.
Ya want Sexy, then ya want SADE.
Boogers for the children fund
February 15th, 2010
8:17 am
Want sexy…
“My life with the Thrill Kill Kult – Diamonds and Daggers”
“My life with the Thrill Kill Kult – Music to strip by”
“My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult – Sexplosiion”
Toni Braxton
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:25 am
“I touch myself – Divinyls”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:27 am
“Home-O the rump ranger – Earthquake Butt Fire”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:28 am
“Hand creme dispenser – The Crankin/Yankin Wankers”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:29 am
“Eatin his ass-cakes – The Butt Munch”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:30 am
“Big Balls – AC/DC”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:31 am
“3 legged slim – Human Tripod”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:33 am
“Im in you, Your in me – Peter Frampton”
“Hard on you – Phil Collins”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:34 am
“Back Door Man – The Doors”
“The Lemon Song – Led Zepplin”
“Rubbin/Lovin 2gether – Scissor Sisters”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:35 am
“Mouthful of Your Love – Gobbler”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:35 am
“Plaster Caster – KISS”
“LoveGun – KISS”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:38 am
“Beatin around the Bush – AC/DC”
“Shaved Fish – John Lennon”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:39 am
“Drive-In Saturday – David Bowie”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:41 am
“Shoot Your Love in my Face – Spooge Hammer”
“Cum to my Window – Melissa Eatheridge”
“Hot Slingshot – Spooge Hammer”
“Pants Down, Bent Over and Cryin – Prison Boys”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
8:45 am
“Dirty Back Road – B-52’s”
“Golden Showers – PP and the Strumpetts”
“Brown Candy – Brown Butt Pickle”
“Hershey Face – Scat”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
9:39 am
“Big 10-inch Record – AeroSmith”
“Since I been Loving You – Led Zepplin”
“Rose Petal Poot – Pull my Finger”
Boogers floating in your soup.
February 15th, 2010
12:18 pm
“Little Red Corvette – Prince”
“Sexy Mutha Fu’er – Prince”
Alex
February 18th, 2010
12:25 am
Anything by Teddy Pendergrass.
fiemnigue
March 20th, 2010
3:57 pm
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