Braves blow early lead, fall to 0-4 with loss to Astros

Um.. can anyone decipher Tomy’s ramblings? Something about being sorry and being with the team they lost? Anyone?

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also, 2 year $13m contract, not like a long term lock-in

not a peep, let’s roll with Diaz

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But Livan did give our hitters fits in the past… LOL Sad commentary!

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CoxJr keep up the great work Sir!

BTW, let me see your papers…..

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Prediction 92-100 losses being served right up….

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Losing 4 straight to worst teams in league. They are going to be decimated by the best teams. I think that this team has concluded that they have lost all confidence in Fredi G. but are way too soft to let him know. The front office is probably in a comatose state and they are in desperate need of a Cardiopulmonary resuscitation or CPR. I think that Dr. Franco is able to revive the team, if he is available.

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Is Joe Torrie available?

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@No. 1 Braves Fan, “Be happy when the Braves win and don`t keep the losses on our minds”. How are we suppose to be happy, since they haven’t won a game? Lay off the Kool-Aid!

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No. 1 Braves Fan = mullethead, doof and misguided…

Fire FW!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA7gnSyuIik
Crap! 2 Slow…
Damn! 2 Delirious…
They’re too fast for us MAYN!
Crap! 2 Slow…
Damn! 2 Delirious…
OOH! They’re too fast for us MAYN!

[Chorus]
AHH, you just came home from blowin a lead
Tell me whachu gon do? ACT A FOOL
The Mets and Stros smoked us like a stash of weed
BOY what we gon do? ACT A FOOL
Just got a man on third and then left him to hang
Tell me what’d we just do? ACT A FOOL
Got this mo**********g season started off with a bang
BOY what we gonna do? ACT A FOOL

[Verse 1]
Talkin bout Walks, Hits, Runs, singles and doubles
If we don’t get em soon we’re in some serious trouble
Evacuate the dugout and take some BP
It’s high time we fire old Frank and Freddie
See those fools slipped up and let our team go to sh**
Like September never happened, we don’t like it one bit!
It makes you wonder “Wren, what kinda stuff you on!”
U need 2 disappear like “POOF, BI*** BE GONE”
You think Francisco plays third? MAN GIMMIE A BREAK!
He’s an error causing fata** that ate too much cake
It seems they want Pastor as our shortstop this year
His err’s and lack of hitting will drive a drunk to drink beer
Our teams BA is a pi** poor one sixty five
How the hell do you expect us to just stay alive?
Only 2 HR’s and our OBP’s just two thirty six
This is something no minor move could possibly fix
Another tailor made double play and Bourn got caught stealing
This whole team needs a facelift if we’re to start healing
Chalk up another loss, wow, big a** surprise
We go from the front to the back and now we’re tossed to the side, WHAT?

[Chorus]
Uggla just tripped up cost us 2 more damn runs
Tell me whatsee gon do? ACT A FOOL
They put up a 7 spot, there’s no end to this fun
BOY what they like to do? ACT A FOOL
Minor and Beachy got roughed up and beat yet again
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Schuerholtz wrote us all a letter, wants to be our best friend
Da**it, what do we all do? ACT A FOOL

[Verse 2]
Let’s take it to the field cuz we made 3 outs fast
Got some bottom feeding team all whooping our a**
Just bought a tomahawk and now I’m choppin like mad
But no amount of choppin works, stinking losers are sad
We got 14 freakin flags hangin out Turner Field
All years of disappointment save one so big deal
Chipper just barely stepped out onto the dirt
Now he’s writhing in pain on the ground again hurt
Heyward’s a bust but that’s no big surprise
Throw inside pitches and you’ll surely darken his skies
It’s getting to the point where I just don’t even care
Our bench look like jabronis from the show Bad News Bears
It’s bobble head day and they play Country Boy on the mic
How bout Loser by Beck and have some clown on a trike
Back in the news for a loss again, read it and weep
The Brewers busted out brooms for a gargantuan sweep
You think that after last September’s epic collapse
And Freddi G’s idiotic tippin his caps
We’d wake the f*** up and start addressing our needs
But no we “stand pat” and fail to ever succeed

[Chorus]
You just got gaffled 14 to 2
Boy whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now your fans are all pi$$ed and they yell at you
Team whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now them Phils laugh it up and still runnin they mouth
BOY what we sposed to do? ACT A FOOL
Everybody talkin sh** about the Dirty South
Tell me what I’M gon do? ACT A FOOL

[Verse 3]
We got our eyes closed shut and our gloves wide open
Had 4 errors yesterday and the Braves are still choking
See the bats stay ice cold and the D is ugly
At least the Braves Girls still look cute and snuggly
http://bravesbaseballblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/2618964759_3ef9464426.jpg
Still defeated on the road and headed back to the Ted
By the All Star Break there’s no doubt we’ll be dead
Our D’s in the toilet, our O has gone rotten
By mid-May this team will be damn near forgotten
Now boos just cascade and the seats are all empty
“We’re abandoning ship!” “Oh man, do not tempt me.”
Now dem punks in the dugout they just sit there and pout
Plus our new name is Fire cuz we just got stomped out
and yeah, we got flags and Ninety Five, that’s fantastic
Soon deez bums will ask: “Will that be paper or plastic?”
Fifth inning and once again we’re falling apart
Our fans are so quiet you can now hear a fart
It’s one hit, four runs on three errors this inning
I’M ABOUT TO BLOW THIS WHOLE SH** UP TO SMITHEREENS!

[Chorus]
Just tipped his cap so hard that Freddy bent his rims
Tell me whatsee gon do? ACT A FOOL
MAN, THAT’S ANOTHER ERROR FORGET ABOUT WEB GEMS
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Caught another fly ball and just put us to bed
Ladies whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
These Braves are washed up and this team is dead
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL

[Outro]
2 Slow 2 Delirious…
2 Slow…ACT A FOOL
2 Slow 2 Delirious…
2 Slow…ACT A FOOL

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