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Rob from SC

August 8th, 2009
11:50 pm

Would have to think Moylan is unavailable
This would be Soriano 4 straight game, and Gonzalez threw 2 innings yesterday.

Paul Lentz

August 8th, 2009
11:50 pm

chilidog75………..people are too hung up on the infidelity thing. I feel that it goes against a man’s nature for him to only have sex with one person. You guys should really read the Jason Whitlock article on foxsports.com. It really explains how foolish it is for a professional athlete to get married during his career.

Women who want to date and marry a professional athlete should know this. It isnt that Josh Hamilton doesnt love his wife. It’s the fact that he is a man who probably has an enormous appetite. Men like variety. Asking a man to turn off and deny his desire for other women in a sexual manner is simply unrealistic. That is why I will never get married. I get bored after I’ve been with someone for too long. I can only imagine how it is for a professional athlete.

Henry H. Goddard

August 8th, 2009
11:50 pm

Mr. Lentz had a high score on the Bidet Intelligence Scale.

Heath

August 8th, 2009
11:50 pm

OK…just a little of topic here…

With college football just around the corner, I have a question… If a guy breaks away and is very obviously going to score a TD, but a guy off the bench just jumps out in front of him and trips/tackles him…. what is the ruling?

Supes

August 8th, 2009
11:50 pm

Add Kershaw to the list of top prospects who skip AAA.

**************

Your point is?

Did Tommy Hanson “skip” AAA?

I think he’s turned out OK don’t you think?

wow

August 8th, 2009
11:51 pm

o dog= orlando hudson

jeffrey d

August 8th, 2009
11:51 pm

bravofan – O dog is Orlando Hudson

Interested Observer

August 8th, 2009
11:51 pm

John, that makes sense, but in Cooper’s case wouldn’t umpires have consistent signals for each other. I mean throwing up the right hand isn’t Coopers normal signal for that or we would have seen it before and Merriweather would have known what it meant. I just can’t buy his story.

wow

August 8th, 2009
11:51 pm

Kershaw is nasty.

John

August 8th, 2009
11:51 pm

Is it “legal” to go up to plate..WITHOUT…a bat ?? I think we should try that…. and see if we can coax some walks… outta this guy…..

Ross

August 8th, 2009
11:52 pm

You know I come here to find out what is wrong with McClouth, McCann, and Jones and I find more of your fubared music BS – if you can’t report baseball then this worthless newspaper should find someone who can. I’m sick of this BS! what the hell is going on with all the starters??

Joe Simpson is right about you – you’re a disgrace.

-drl

Supes

August 8th, 2009
11:52 pm

Rob while we are at it…I don’t believe Kershaw pitched MORE than 5 innings per start the year he got called up from AA, due to the fact he didn’t have arm strength to go a certain innings per season count.

Innocent Bystander

August 8th, 2009
11:52 pm

You guys catch the Sox/Yanks game last night? 14 1/2 innings of scoreless ball. It’s looking like we’re on our way there now…

Supes

August 8th, 2009
11:53 pm

Looks like the only way Braves will score tonight (if at all) is when Kershaw is taken out of the game in the 8th inning (projected pitch count), looks like he’ll go the 7th.

wow Lentz is correct again!!

August 8th, 2009
11:53 pm

Ditch the wife, Try someone different.

Rob from SC

August 8th, 2009
11:53 pm

get the pen ready

Freddie Heyward

August 8th, 2009
11:53 pm

Paul… just shut it

wow

August 8th, 2009
11:54 pm

I think ross should be KK’s personal catcher i know we need Macs bat but if KK pitches this good with ross ill take it.

Rob from SC

August 8th, 2009
11:54 pm

Supes

Great prospects don’t need AAA.

Paul Lentz

August 8th, 2009
11:55 pm

Rob from SC……..I have no doubt that you love your wife. If it works for you, then good.

However, marriage isnt for everyone. Not all of us feel that in order to love a woman, you have to commit to ONLY having sex with her for the rest of your freaking life. Why cant a man love one woman and enjoy sex with other women from time to time?

I’m sure that Josh Hamilton loves his wife. However he’s a man. And his wife should understand that.

Two dollar trick

August 8th, 2009
11:55 pm

“Heck, Paul Lentz could get Muslims and Jews on the same page if it meant disagreeing with him.”

Muslims & Jews are on the same page already. Both don’t eat pork or believe in Jesus.

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 8th, 2009
11:55 pm

Annnd Now, it’s tiiiime fooooor Jurrjens4NLCY’s Trival Pursuit’s Triva Question of the Day!

What is the official scoring of a forfeited baseball game?
What is the official scoring of a forfeited baseball game?

The first person to answer both correctly gets an honorary masters degree of fashion at Westwood college!

David

August 8th, 2009
11:56 pm

man, KK has stepped up tonight …. honestly he not a bad 5th starter

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 8th, 2009
11:56 pm

Damn, the second question is Football. Official scoring of Football.

joe

August 8th, 2009
11:56 pm

why do Joe and Boog constantly have to yap on something unrelated to todays game. masterful commentary is no longer with the braves

Steve from OH

August 8th, 2009
11:56 pm

Isn’t it 9-0, Jurrjens?

Innocent Bystander

August 8th, 2009
11:57 pm

9-0, J4NLCY.

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 8th, 2009
11:57 pm

I need both answers…

wow Lentz is correct again!!

August 8th, 2009
11:57 pm

It’s getting late on a Saturday night. Paul will now leave computer to pry down a new woman.

Pete

August 8th, 2009
11:57 pm

ROB, great post at 11:36…..nice to see.

Steve from OH

August 8th, 2009
11:58 pm

Not 100% on the football. Won’t look it up…

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 8th, 2009
11:58 pm

What is the official scoring of a forfeited football game?

Steve from OH

August 8th, 2009
11:59 pm

Rob, can you get Heyward to come blog with us? I ask because he may be the only man capable of stopping Paul Lentz.

He’s ready to skip AAA and come straight to the show here at the MIB blog…

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 8th, 2009
11:59 pm

You can look it up, I don’t judge…

Innocent Bystander

August 8th, 2009
11:59 pm

My best guess would be 14-0.

Heath

August 9th, 2009
12:00 am

KK might be through for the night….

6 IP, 0 R, 3 H, 1 BB, 2 K, 99 pitches

Very nice work.

Kurdt Kobain

August 9th, 2009
12:00 am

Paul, what are you views on fidelity, especially regarding athletes? I’m unclear on your views.

Also, any suggestions on the economy? global warming? politics?

Oklahomabrave

August 9th, 2009
12:00 am

Would you rather have a perfect #2 making 12 mil or a perfect #5 making 7 mil. I named my daughter Hudson but I think kks the best value. It’s a tough pill to swallow.

mustrdgasnroses

August 9th, 2009
12:00 am

Lentz,

You’re saying the woman should understand?? Understand what, complete lack of self-control? Self control and opposable thumbs are the only things that seperate man from beast!!!

Killer game going on here.

Steve from OH

August 9th, 2009
12:00 am

I’ll guess…either 1-0 or 6-0…

John

August 9th, 2009
12:01 am

They can say “great pitch” all they want to…but those hangin’ curve balls to Manny… are scarin’ the beejeezies outta me…..

Heath

August 9th, 2009
12:01 am

So, no one has a guess for my question?

Kurdt Kobain

August 9th, 2009
12:01 am

Lets get KK some runs… seriously this time.

J williams

August 9th, 2009
12:01 am

Is KK comng back out for the 7th, or is he done??

Brightside

August 9th, 2009
12:01 am

Pull that wig off. You’re not KK. You’re an imposter. Just keep dealing.

Paul Lentz

August 9th, 2009
12:02 am

Meanwhile, Kawakami is doing just fine so far tonight. 6 innings pitched, 3 hits, 1 walk, 2 strikeouts, 99 pitches thrown.

I hope that Bobby throws him out for one more inning. He’s pitching well, plus the bullpen could use one less inning to pitch.

Eric In Albany N.Y.

August 9th, 2009
12:02 am

Kurdt Kobain

August 9th, 2009
12:02 am

self control is for suckers…

Loaf just missed that.

Pete

August 9th, 2009
12:02 am

Paul Lentz: “Also, having sex with someone other than your wife does not make one “immoral”. It means that a man “is a man”.”
Please tell us youre joking…..or just stick to baseball.

joe

August 9th, 2009
12:03 am

Hanson in relief? Yowza!

Kurdt Kobain

August 9th, 2009
12:03 am

Hanson??? what?

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 9th, 2009
12:03 am

The correct answer is: Baseball: 9 – 0 Football: 1 – 0!

Congrats Steve from OH!

You have won! http://web.media.mit.edu/~stefanm/images/masters.jpg

Rob from SC

August 9th, 2009
12:03 am

I don’t like using Hanson here. Not at all. That is a valuable arm right there

Innocent Bystander

August 9th, 2009
12:03 am

I sure hope Tommy’s just getting some work in.

The Bird and Indian

August 9th, 2009
12:03 am

I’m waiting for the women on this blog to tear Paul up. ;)

We’ve seen KK pitch this well before everyone.

brent a.

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

Well, tonight has been a pleasant surprise. KK seems to do this about every third game.

Too bad we don’t score when he does this.

Go Braves!

Rafael

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

Kershaw has never had a start that he had not walk a hitter? Imagine that, the Brave would be his first time. You mean that the Braves hitter do not work the count? Wow, I am shocked.

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

RHR

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

Was that Hanson warming up?

Daybed Wagmoe

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

Wow…a couple of those pitches to Yunel looked pretty good, I thought…

N8

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

Paul Lentz = the Gene Simmons of the MIB/Braves blog. Priceless.

You know what I’ve found. Those who talk about getting laid, usually aren’t doing so on a regular basis.

Paul Lentz kinda makes me miss Stinky.

jeffrey d

August 9th, 2009
12:04 am

Pull that wig off. You’re not KK. You’re an imposter.

Like Scooby Doo

phar71

August 9th, 2009
12:05 am

why is tommy up?

Pete

August 9th, 2009
12:05 am

Paul Lentz is… …what is wrong with America.
Thats what happens from living in San Fran

Rob from SC

August 9th, 2009
12:05 am

Steve from OH

I don’t think even Jason Heyward couldkeep Paul quiet, unless he uses his bat.

Dan Kolb

August 9th, 2009
12:05 am

Lentz gets bored biting the same pillow every night!

RHR

August 9th, 2009
12:05 am

The Bird and The Indian – I’d like to but I’m hoping if we just ignore him he’ll finally shut up.

Rob from SC

August 9th, 2009
12:05 am

Paul, if you were married, how would you feel if your wife cheated on you?

Steve from OH

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

I’d just like to thank God, my momma, DOB, my fellow annoying posters club members, Kelly Johnson, Bill James…

RHR

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

Gemini

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

More poor baserunning.

grossed out

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

What exactly does having sex with Paul Lentz make you?

Kurdt Kobain

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

Rafael

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

Esco, what are you doing?

Nate the GR8

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

Football is 2-0 not 1-0.

Eric In Albany N.Y.

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

gRRRR

escobar Foiled again! on the paths!

Rob from SC

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

Big Papi is full of crap.

Steve from OH

August 9th, 2009
12:06 am

Did they just say Manny Noriega was singing the National Anthem? Oh, the humanity!

Midtown Braves Fan

August 9th, 2009
12:07 am

Paul Lentz: “If any of you guys went to a bar and you had 3 young hotties come up to you and want to worship your body like you was Caligula and do any nasty thing that you have fantasized about

Not all guyz like the ladies like that Paul! And here’s another clue….not all baseball playerz like the ladies either! We’re still red blooded males just like you str8 guyz, but we would’ve walked right past those hotties and hit on Josh ourselves….lol!

Luke H.

August 9th, 2009
12:07 am

Not Hanson. WTF

Colorado Braves Fan in King Arthur's Court

August 9th, 2009
12:07 am

OK, this is really ticking me off. ESPN has now highlighted the Braves game twice. Both times you would think the Dodgers are blowing us out. It goes like this: “Kershaw has blah blah strikeouts, only given up 2 hits against Kenshin Kawakami, game is scoreless in the 7th.”

Nary a mention that Kawakami is throwing a 3 hit shutout.

Austin Powers

August 9th, 2009
12:07 am

“Paul, if you were married, how would you feel if your wife cheated on you?”

It ain’t cheatin’ if the husband gets to watch! It’s called swingin’!

YEAH Baby!!! Oh Beeeehave.

Rob from SC

August 9th, 2009
12:08 am

I think Escobar was going to steal. Trying to make something happen. Can’t get mad.

Daybed Wagmoe

August 9th, 2009
12:08 am

Dangit Yunel!

joe

August 9th, 2009
12:08 am

I havent been paying close attention, but why are we asking Paul THE MAN Lentz about anything remotely as sensitive as sex??

Steve from OH

August 9th, 2009
12:08 am

That could work, Rob. Get that kid on the phone.

John

August 9th, 2009
12:08 am

The only way the Braves could have LESS plate discipline….would be IF… Frenchy was still in the lineup…

cs95

August 9th, 2009
12:08 am

kershaw was laughing at escobar… wow, i cannot even blame him. wow

Piling

August 9th, 2009
12:09 am

What exactly does having sex with Paul Lentz make you? – grossed out

I think that’s called a hooker.

jeffrey d

August 9th, 2009
12:09 am

Too bad McFann’s missing B-Mac antsy in the dugout

Freddie Heyward

August 9th, 2009
12:09 am

72 pitches in the last start of hanson … he’s the best bet for this tired bullpen

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 9th, 2009
12:09 am

An NFL game? according to my sources, its 1 – 0

Paul Lentz

August 9th, 2009
12:10 am

The Bird and Indian……….dude, I respect women. I respect them enough to let them know from the very beginning what I’m about. I dont lie to women, tell them that I’m looking for a relationship so I can get laid. That is why I meet certain types of females who are more than ok with the NSA (no strings attached) kind of deal. Living in the Bay Area, there’s plenty of women who arent looking to get married and have babies.

I certainly dont tell women that their place is in the kitchen.

Also, unless rape is involved, how can having consensual sex be disrespectful to women? Hell, if I was married, I would be ok with my wife having sex with other men. I’m not hung up on that, especially if she was ok with me having sex with other women. I’m not a hypocrite.

SoonerBrave

August 9th, 2009
12:10 am

STEVE –
You left out Jason Heyward and RSF….

The Bird and Indian

August 9th, 2009
12:10 am

RHR: Well some of them just can’t help but reply to him. You sure you don’t want to rip him apart?

Rob from SC

August 9th, 2009
12:11 am

Steve from OH

I have a signed Heyward bat I could use if I get close enough to Lentz. That could work.

nolie

August 9th, 2009
12:11 am

Caligula? The insane Emperor? One one that made his horse a consul? I wasn’t aware that he was such a hottie. (STEVE)

you need to rent the movie.

Jurrjens4NLCY

August 9th, 2009
12:11 am

If I’m a Dodgers fan, I’m embarrassed.

David O'Brien

August 9th, 2009
12:11 am

How many think they should move Kawakami to the bullpen?

Steve from OH

August 9th, 2009
12:11 am

SoonerBrave–ah, good point. RSF is ready too, so if we’re worried about Heyward’s service time, I am quite confident that RSF can get the job done.

Bueno!

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