3:00 pm May 1, 2009, by David O'Brien
May 1st, 20098:51 pm
why not try to bunt with sammons?
Wafers. No one is suggesting Richie Sexson tonight. So don’t bring it up. Sit down.
There were extenuating circumstances involving Sexson. See last night’s blog.
Richie Sexson can still come back and have an impact.
“There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
“After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
I heard one time Bobby Cox ripped his pants on the way to the mound. Then all the sudden his dirty diaper drooped out the back and was hanging low.
May 1st, 20098:52 pm
I’m gonna be honest…I’m mostly watching the Hawks game tonight and occassionally switching back to the Braves (as opposed to the other way around). I just don’t know how much longer I can take seeing the Braves act so inept at the plate. It’s painful to watch.
Lazy, stupid, worthless bloogers
May 1st, 20098:53 pm
Any Heyward updates? Any McCann updates? How about Glavine or Garret? Why isn’t Ross in the line up, uh? I am such a piece of sh!t that I actually think it is okay to add a comment/question and not bother to read even a page or two of other responses to see if the topic has been covered. What spoiled children you are.
Superhoo: Hampton got booed quite lustily. Not, say, Barry Bonds-level booing, but just a notch below.
people pay to see a little bit of my butt cheeks. i’m firm. so is hampy.
A huge 30 year old tree just feel down in my back yard. Scary.
May 1st, 20098:54 pm
Berkman throwing error! Bases loaded, 1 out!
Good fielding there – nice bunt
Extenuating Circumstances….Yeah he SUCKS!!!
Did Hampton rip his pants?
Run Heap Run
eschew the bunt…have lowe swing for a 3 run homer…
i pooted and it stinks...
If it would be up to some people in this room Schafer would be in the leadoff spot. Hanson would be up pitching, and well you all know the rest of the line up. Maybe the Braves should hire yall and the Braves would win everynight.
Wow I think we’ve found someone slower than Kotchman – Derek Lowe. He was going so slow they should play tuba music every time he runs.
May 1st, 2009
I saw Baby Mama with your Hollywood girlfriend, Tina Fey, last night. It was a pretty good date movie, but I was surprised to see Fey in a batting cage scene. Pretty good looking left handed bat! Your taste gets a big +.
Does Baby Mama just keep getting funnier and funnier to anybody out there? I thought it was pretty good at first but I keep seeing it on HBO. That #$@! is funny as hell.
The batting cage scene cracks me up every time. Something about Greg Kinnear getting hit in the back with a baseball. I don’t know.
“I was swimming with dolphins this morning when I realized something. I am a great man.”
Tina Fey is redunkulous. Hot.
Okay, that’s probably enough.
May 1st, 20098:55 pm
I wanted an update- thanks…Having typing issues
I wanna see a double steal here…would really surprise them!
Bases loaded, 1 out top of the lineup, cabraves. Infante about to either hit or walk.
A walk would make me smile. That would show Hampton.
May 1st, 20098:56 pm
Cmon Hampton, walk it out.
The crowd will go nuts when Hampy walks in a run here
Finally, a bunt. A real bunt.
What a sight to behold. How can the Braves blow this?
…i’ll take an error to load the bases though : ) walk in a run maybe?
What's a blooger
“Lazy, stupid, worthless bloogers”
Is a blooger what you get if you pick your nose while blogging?
Where’s KJ when we need him – oh, never mind!
Infante for every day 2nd baseman please.
How can Cox sit Infante tomorrow?!
WOOO! Omar! nice.
May 1st, 20098:57 pm
Where’s my laser linedrive homerun from Omar?
Come on baby.
RBI Infante … Kelly Johnson weeps. Diaz and Schafer score
2 RBI single OMAR! That was definitely double pits to chesty!
Well, if KJ’s starting tomorrow, fine. But Infante’s ass had better be in LF. Keep this boy in the lineup right now!!!!!
that’s big, if there’s rain coming.
OK but one Q… how is 11-24 not good?
how do you put Kelly back in at second after what Omar has been doing?
I am such a piece of sh!t that I actually think it is okay to add a comment/question and not bother to read even a page or two of other responses to see if the topic has been covered. What spoiled children you are.
Sorry to inconvenience you by making you read a couple lines, or actually wasting 30 seconds of your time by helping someone out and answering a question. If it bothers you so much just skip it and go on to the next comment. I bet you’re the same kind of person that when someone asks you the time, you say “there’s a clock right there.”
PS – way to hide your identity by using a faux-screen name
Bobby we got to bench Infante!!! We can’t have this crap!!!!
May 1st, 2009
Three ways to describe this blogs accuracy.
May 1st, 20098:58 pm
HAHA! The crowd is laughing at Hampton. Now if he could only tear his pants exposing a tiny bit of his butt cheeks it would make the crowd laugh harder.
Great, he’ll walk Omar and Yunel will hit into a double play even I could turn.
What does it take to get those people off their asses!?
…i repeat from earlier…if cox puts in kj tomorrow, he should leave omar in and give esco time off
Bobby can’t, he just can’t, sit Omar down tomorrow. Why would you? This ain’t little league
LOL…that’s what I’m saying
Double play? Can he resist?
Is it time now for another Escobar double play?
cabravesfan – Infante two run single (Lowe bunt was misplayed by Hampton to load the bases).
You can only pick a blooger when you’re woose hunting.
May 1st, 20098:59 pm
Dude- your infatuation with Hampton’s butt cheeks is not healthy….
Yunel being patient….WOW
Yunel with some patience. Who knew?!
That’s my dog.
Who is this talking about Richie Sexson? That guy needs to retire. He’s done. He can’t hit $#@!.
May 1st, 20099:00 pm
Yunel – doubles off wall – 5-2, 2nd and 3rd.
Where are the Escobar haters now?
Too bad…I was thinking Esco would GIDP his way into our hearts.
Yunel RBI! YES!
Take that in the arse Mike Hampton!!!!!!!
That’s another run. Yunel double to LF. Your turn Hoss.
DP2C!!!! Or whatever u call it.
Make em pay, Frenchy.
Walking Chipper to load them for Frenchy.
Intentionally walking Hoss. Booooooooooooo
it was actually misplayed by Berkman not Hampton ( that’s ok Jim everyones watching the game and enjoying this hitting for once)
Bases going to be loaded for Frenchy with one out.
the Frenchman cometh….
May 1st, 20099:01 pm
$10 says he swings and misses the first pitch
Frenchy, please take a couple of pitches in this spot.
May 1st, 20099:02 pm
In a perfect world Frenchy will hit a grand slam then Hampton will tear his pants on the way to the dugout exposing a tiny bit of his butt cheeks and the crowd will laugh at him.
Chased Hampton out
May 1st, 2009
Make em pay, Frenchy.
I second that!!!!!!!
Frenchy can make them pay for the intentional walk to Chipper….
cabravesfan – you’re missing our best inning in a while – Hampton is out!
lol, “Hampton doesn’t like it as he hands the ball off.”
Now I’m happy.
Why are they booing Hampton after that inning? He gave us runs, people.
May 1st, 20099:03 pm
Come on Frenchy!!!!!
I wish the fans would’ve given Hampy a LITTLE more respect. It’s not like he chose to be hurt. But to boo him as he walks away from a terrible outing?
IDK it would be more effective if they clapped for him.
Come on Frenchy… there’s 3 runners on base, and they ALL belong to Hampton. Knock ‘em in!!!!!!
May 1st, 20099:04 pm
Anybody taking that bet? Frenchy whiffs the first pitch
Is the un-capitalized “lol” at least a little more masculine than the all-capper?
Steve Oh- they wanted Hampton to stay in the game. Duh
gee lost ur bet
May 1st, 20099:05 pm
They aren’t booing him because he was hurt theya re booing him because after he spent all that time rehabing he just walked away. Family problems yes. And honestly I wouldn’t have wanted him on this team myself with his previous woes, but that’s why they are booing him.
How bout Grand Slam number two for Frenchy.
I was there for the first one. It was as good as Sid sliding I tell you.
I was there for both. Lucky me. I’d never been to a game with a walk off homerun. It was awesome. So now Jeff will probably hit into a double play.
Jim, Just curious, as I open my first beer, what’s your choice tonight?
May 1st, 20099:06 pm
I feel like I might have booed Hampton too but it’s a little overkill.
There are more worthy people to boo.
Save it for the Cubs and Tex.
Chipper can score from 1st on a double.
McCann can score from 1st on a double.
Can Infante score from 1st on a double?
Who all’s clogging the basepaths, now?
The team always seems to play well when I don’t watch…coincidence?
Atta boy Frenchy.
Frenchy, the cleaner-upper – two run single! – no, only one – Esco out!
Esco, why so much of those??
Francoeur comes through again
May 1st, 20099:07 pm
Yes, drive in those Hampton runs!
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