“There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
“After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
I’m gonna be honest…I’m mostly watching the Hawks game tonight and occassionally switching back to the Braves (as opposed to the other way around). I just don’t know how much longer I can take seeing the Braves act so inept at the plate. It’s painful to watch.
Any Heyward updates? Any McCann updates? How about Glavine or Garret? Why isn’t Ross in the line up, uh? I am such a piece of sh!t that I actually think it is okay to add a comment/question and not bother to read even a page or two of other responses to see if the topic has been covered. What spoiled children you are.
If it would be up to some people in this room Schafer would be in the leadoff spot. Hanson would be up pitching, and well you all know the rest of the line up. Maybe the Braves should hire yall and the Braves would win everynight.
I saw Baby Mama with your Hollywood girlfriend, Tina Fey, last night. It was a pretty good date movie, but I was surprised to see Fey in a batting cage scene. Pretty good looking left handed bat! Your taste gets a big +.
Does Baby Mama just keep getting funnier and funnier to anybody out there? I thought it was pretty good at first but I keep seeing it on HBO. That #$@! is funny as hell.
The batting cage scene cracks me up every time. Something about Greg Kinnear getting hit in the back with a baseball. I don’t know.
“I was swimming with dolphins this morning when I realized something. I am a great man.”
I am such a piece of sh!t that I actually think it is okay to add a comment/question and not bother to read even a page or two of other responses to see if the topic has been covered. What spoiled children you are.
Sorry to inconvenience you by making you read a couple lines, or actually wasting 30 seconds of your time by helping someone out and answering a question. If it bothers you so much just skip it and go on to the next comment. I bet you’re the same kind of person that when someone asks you the time, you say “there’s a clock right there.”
PS – way to hide your identity by using a faux-screen name
HAHA! The crowd is laughing at Hampton. Now if he could only tear his pants exposing a tiny bit of his butt cheeks it would make the crowd laugh harder.
In a perfect world Frenchy will hit a grand slam then Hampton will tear his pants on the way to the dugout exposing a tiny bit of his butt cheeks and the crowd will laugh at him.
They aren’t booing him because he was hurt theya re booing him because after he spent all that time rehabing he just walked away. Family problems yes. And honestly I wouldn’t have wanted him on this team myself with his previous woes, but that’s why they are booing him.
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Heath (Cleveland)
May 1st, 2009
8:51 pm
why not try to bunt with sammons?
Treehouse
May 1st, 2009
8:51 pm
Wafers. No one is suggesting Richie Sexson tonight. So don’t bring it up. Sit down.
ron worsely
May 1st, 2009
8:51 pm
There were extenuating circumstances involving Sexson. See last night’s blog.
Richie Sexson can still come back and have an impact.
H1Z1
May 1st, 2009
8:51 pm
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
“There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
“After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
CT Splitter
May 1st, 2009
8:51 pm
I heard one time Bobby Cox ripped his pants on the way to the mound. Then all the sudden his dirty diaper drooped out the back and was hanging low.
JD
May 1st, 2009
8:52 pm
I’m gonna be honest…I’m mostly watching the Hawks game tonight and occassionally switching back to the Braves (as opposed to the other way around). I just don’t know how much longer I can take seeing the Braves act so inept at the plate. It’s painful to watch.
Lazy, stupid, worthless bloogers
May 1st, 2009
8:53 pm
Any Heyward updates? Any McCann updates? How about Glavine or Garret? Why isn’t Ross in the line up, uh? I am such a piece of sh!t that I actually think it is okay to add a comment/question and not bother to read even a page or two of other responses to see if the topic has been covered. What spoiled children you are.
David O'Brien
May 1st, 2009
8:53 pm
Superhoo: Hampton got booed quite lustily. Not, say, Barry Bonds-level booing, but just a notch below.
chippendale dancer
May 1st, 2009
8:53 pm
people pay to see a little bit of my butt cheeks. i’m firm. so is hampy.
DawgFan
May 1st, 2009
8:53 pm
A huge 30 year old tree just feel down in my back yard. Scary.
Steve OH
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
Berkman throwing error! Bases loaded, 1 out!
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
Good fielding there – nice bunt
Schafer's Wafers
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
Extenuating Circumstances….Yeah he SUCKS!!!
Couch Tater
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
Did Hampton rip his pants?
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
Sweet!
bobbyball!
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
eschew the bunt…have lowe swing for a 3 run homer…
i pooted and it stinks...
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
If it would be up to some people in this room Schafer would be in the leadoff spot. Hanson would be up pitching, and well you all know the rest of the line up. Maybe the Braves should hire yall and the Braves would win everynight.
JD
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
Wow I think we’ve found someone slower than Kotchman – Derek Lowe. He was going so slow they should play tuba music every time he runs.
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
8:54 pm
keylargo
May 1st, 2009
8:12 pm
DOB
I saw Baby Mama with your Hollywood girlfriend, Tina Fey, last night. It was a pretty good date movie, but I was surprised to see Fey in a batting cage scene. Pretty good looking left handed bat! Your taste gets a big +.
Does Baby Mama just keep getting funnier and funnier to anybody out there? I thought it was pretty good at first but I keep seeing it on HBO. That #$@! is funny as hell.
The batting cage scene cracks me up every time. Something about Greg Kinnear getting hit in the back with a baseball. I don’t know.
“I was swimming with dolphins this morning when I realized something. I am a great man.”
Tina Fey is redunkulous. Hot.
Okay, that’s probably enough.
Cabravesfan
May 1st, 2009
8:55 pm
Smyrna jim-
I wanted an update- thanks…Having typing issues
Heath (Cleveland)
May 1st, 2009
8:55 pm
I wanna see a double steal here…would really surprise them!
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
8:55 pm
Bases loaded, 1 out top of the lineup, cabraves.
Infante about to either hit or walk.
Treehouse
May 1st, 2009
8:55 pm
A walk would make me smile. That would show Hampton.
i pooted and it stinks...
May 1st, 2009
8:55 pm
Stephen
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
Cmon Hampton, walk it out.
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
The crowd will go nuts when Hampy walks in a run here
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
Finally, a bunt. A real bunt.
What a sight to behold. How can the Braves blow this?
Heath (Cleveland)
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
…i’ll take an error to load the bases though : ) walk in a run maybe?
What's a blooger
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
“Lazy, stupid, worthless bloogers”
Is a blooger what you get if you pick your nose while blogging?
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
Where’s KJ when we need him – oh, never mind!
Stephen
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
Infante for every day 2nd baseman please.
Jeff321
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
How can Cox sit Infante tomorrow?!
TJ
May 1st, 2009
8:56 pm
WOOO! Omar! nice.
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
Where’s my laser linedrive homerun from Omar?
Come on baby.
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
RBI Infante … Kelly Johnson weeps. Diaz and Schafer score
MariettaDerek
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
2 RBI single OMAR! That was definitely double pits to chesty!
KC
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
Well, if KJ’s starting tomorrow, fine. But Infante’s ass had better be in LF. Keep this boy in the lineup right now!!!!!
Tom O'Hawke
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
that’s big, if there’s rain coming.
bravos2249
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
GO OMAR.
OK but one Q… how is 11-24 not good?
steve_97060
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
how do you put Kelly back in at second after what Omar has been doing?
JD
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
I am such a piece of sh!t that I actually think it is okay to add a comment/question and not bother to read even a page or two of other responses to see if the topic has been covered. What spoiled children you are.
Sorry to inconvenience you by making you read a couple lines, or actually wasting 30 seconds of your time by helping someone out and answering a question. If it bothers you so much just skip it and go on to the next comment. I bet you’re the same kind of person that when someone asks you the time, you say “there’s a clock right there.”
PS – way to hide your identity by using a faux-screen name
MFin04
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
Bobby we got to bench Infante!!! We can’t have this crap!!!!
keylargo
May 1st, 2009
8:57 pm
ron worsely
May 1st, 2009
8:51 pm
There were extenuating circumstances involving Sexson. See last night’s blog.
Richie Sexson can still come back and have an impact.
Three ways to describe this blogs accuracy.
Worse
Worsely
Worseliest
RippleShot
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
HAHA! The crowd is laughing at Hampton. Now if he could only tear his pants exposing a tiny bit of his butt cheeks it would make the crowd laugh harder.
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
Great, he’ll walk Omar and Yunel will hit into a double play even I could turn.
What does it take to get those people off their asses!?
Heath (Cleveland)
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
…i repeat from earlier…if cox puts in kj tomorrow, he should leave omar in and give esco time off
Frankie Knuckles
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
Bobby can’t, he just can’t, sit Omar down tomorrow. Why would you? This ain’t little league
bravos2249
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
KC
LOL…that’s what I’m saying
KC
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
Double play? Can he resist?
Boo
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
Is it time now for another Escobar double play?
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
cabravesfan – Infante two run single (Lowe bunt was misplayed by Hampton to load the bases).
JD
May 1st, 2009
8:58 pm
You can only pick a blooger when you’re woose hunting.
TJ
May 1st, 2009
8:59 pm
Dude- your infatuation with Hampton’s butt cheeks is not healthy….
bravos2249
May 1st, 2009
8:59 pm
Yunel being patient….WOW
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
8:59 pm
Yunel with some patience. Who knew?!
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
8:59 pm
A hit!
That’s my dog.
Who is this talking about Richie Sexson? That guy needs to retire. He’s done. He can’t hit $#@!.
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Yunel – doubles off wall – 5-2, 2nd and 3rd.
Jeff321
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Where are the Escobar haters now?
JD
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Too bad…I was thinking Esco would GIDP his way into our hearts.
Steve OH
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Yunel RBI! YES!
KC
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take that in the arse Mike Hampton!!!!!!!
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
That’s another run. Yunel double to LF. Your turn Hoss.
MFin04
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
DP2C!!!! Or whatever u call it.
Stephen
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Make em pay, Frenchy.
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Walking Chipper to load them for Frenchy.
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Intentionally walking Hoss. Booooooooooooo
bravos2249
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
cabravesfan
it was actually misplayed by Berkman not Hampton ( that’s ok Jim everyones watching the game and enjoying this hitting for once)
DawgFan
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Bases going to be loaded for Frenchy with one out.
steve_97060
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
the Frenchman cometh….
JD
May 1st, 2009
9:01 pm
$10 says he swings and misses the first pitch
Bubdylan
May 1st, 2009
9:01 pm
Frenchy, please take a couple of pitches in this spot.
Please?
Run Heap Run
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
Hook
RippleShot
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
In a perfect world Frenchy will hit a grand slam then Hampton will tear his pants on the way to the dugout exposing a tiny bit of his butt cheeks and the crowd will laugh at him.
i pooted and it stinks...
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
lallalala
BravesFanChris24
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
Chased Hampton out
bravefaninok
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
Stephen
May 1st, 2009
9:00 pm
Make em pay, Frenchy.
I second that!!!!!!!
TJ
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
Frenchy can make them pay for the intentional walk to Chipper….
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
cabravesfan – you’re missing our best inning in a while – Hampton is out!
Bubdylan
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
lol, “Hampton doesn’t like it as he hands the ball off.”
Now I’m happy.
Steve OH
May 1st, 2009
9:02 pm
Why are they booing Hampton after that inning? He gave us runs, people.
MFin04
May 1st, 2009
9:03 pm
Come on Frenchy!!!!!
JD
May 1st, 2009
9:03 pm
I wish the fans would’ve given Hampy a LITTLE more respect. It’s not like he chose to be hurt. But to boo him as he walks away from a terrible outing?
Boo
May 1st, 2009
9:03 pm
GTFO Hampton
bravos2249
May 1st, 2009
9:03 pm
Steve OH
IDK it would be more effective if they clapped for him.
KC
May 1st, 2009
9:03 pm
Come on Frenchy… there’s 3 runners on base, and they ALL belong to Hampton. Knock ‘em in!!!!!!
JD
May 1st, 2009
9:04 pm
Anybody taking that bet? Frenchy whiffs the first pitch
Bubdylan
May 1st, 2009
9:04 pm
Is the un-capitalized “lol” at least a little more masculine than the all-capper?
i pooted and it stinks...
May 1st, 2009
9:04 pm
Steve Oh- they wanted Hampton to stay in the game. Duh
i pooted and it stinks...
May 1st, 2009
9:04 pm
gee lost ur bet
bravos2249
May 1st, 2009
9:05 pm
JD
They aren’t booing him because he was hurt theya re booing him because after he spent all that time rehabing he just walked away. Family problems yes. And honestly I wouldn’t have wanted him on this team myself with his previous woes, but that’s why they are booing him.
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
9:05 pm
How bout Grand Slam number two for Frenchy.
I was there for the first one. It was as good as Sid sliding I tell you.
I was there for both. Lucky me. I’d never been to a game with a walk off homerun. It was awesome. So now Jeff will probably hit into a double play.
Tom O'Hawke
May 1st, 2009
9:05 pm
Jim, Just curious, as I open my first beer, what’s your choice tonight?
Mitchell
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
I feel like I might have booed Hampton too but it’s a little overkill.
There are more worthy people to boo.
Save it for the Cubs and Tex.
Random
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
Chipper can score from 1st on a double.
McCann can score from 1st on a double.
Can Infante score from 1st on a double?
But no!
Who all’s clogging the basepaths, now?
Cabravesfan
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
Symrna jim-
The team always seems to play well when I don’t watch…coincidence?
Stephen
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
Atta boy Frenchy.
Smyrna Jim
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
Frenchy, the cleaner-upper – two run single! – no, only one – Esco out!
Bubdylan
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
Esco, why so much of those??
BravesFanChris24
May 1st, 2009
9:06 pm
Francoeur comes through again
Boo
May 1st, 2009
9:07 pm
Yes, drive in those Hampton runs!