Best Jokes by the Southwest Airlines Attendant on My Flight Back from Baltimore

One of the flight attendants on my flight back from Baltimore was HI-larious!!  I wish I had time to record his impromptu hijinks, but I did jot them down.  Here are his 3 best jokes:

  • During the safety routine: “In case we have to make a water landing… swim.”
  • “I hope you enjoy your 17 hour flight to Maui – oops!  Wrong flight.  Who want’s to go to Maui, though?”
  • While taxiing to the gate in Atlanta he sang to his Valentine, Southwest Airlines, to the tune of “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” by the Georgia Satellites.  Funny AND fitting.

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February 14th, 2012
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