Best Jokes by the Southwest Airlines Attendant on My Flight Back from Baltimore
One of the flight attendants on my flight back from Baltimore was HI-larious!! I wish I had time to record his impromptu hijinks, but I did jot them down. Here are his 3 best jokes:
- During the safety routine: “In case we have to make a water landing… swim.”
- “I hope you enjoy your 17 hour flight to Maui – oops! Wrong flight. Who want’s to go to Maui, though?”
- While taxiing to the gate in Atlanta he sang to his Valentine, Southwest Airlines, to the tune of “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” by the Georgia Satellites. Funny AND fitting.
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AirTran Probee
February 14th, 2012
7:46 pm
Feel the LUV Atlanta!
Best Jokes by the Southwest Airlines Attendant on My Flight Back from Baltimore
February 14th, 2012
6:31 pm
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