Southwest-Denver Boasts The Most Adorable Giant Skating Peach in History (Video)

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Think about the last time you saw a skating peach. Now, think about the last time you saw a giant skating peach. I’ll wait.

Then, think about the last time you saw a reeaaaally cute giant skating peach. I’ll wait again. Now, I shall give you an assignment:

Look at my video of the figure skating peach that I spotted today at Southwest Rink at Skyline Park while giving out discounts and a chance to win a free flight. After you waste 57 seconds of your life watching my video, I’d like you to compare your giant skating peach to Southwest-Denver’s giant skating peach. Go ahead, take your time.

All done? Good. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY you can profess to know a cuter peach! NO. WAY. However, if you are delusional enough to think your skating peach is more adorable, please upload a photo (of your peach, not you…unless you are the peach), along with your checking account and routing numbers, and I will deposit no less than one trillion dollars into your account within 7 business days.

Caveat: I must agree that your peach is cuter.

Oh, and your peach must also be a better figure skater.

3 comments Add your comment

Angela Walker

February 14th, 2012
12:09 am

The most graceful peach that I have ever seen, and yes..it’s the cutest in history. Love your video editing skills!

Cindy-Lu

February 13th, 2012
9:37 pm

cute…i don’t want to take your money so I will keep my peach to myself:-) cute blog!!

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