Top 10 Things Southwest Customers Say (or at Least Stuff I Said this Morning)

Erin10. What do you mean no baggage fees? That’s insane!
9. This boarding process is waaaay too easy dude.
8. These people must really like their jobs. They’re like happy and stuff. Weird.
7. So I hear your flight attendants are better rappers than Drake.
6. This is the coolest “inauguration weekend” ever…well next to President Obama’s…his was really cold.
5. No change fees? Am I on candid camera? Get. Out. Of. Here. Seriously.
4. Did I just become royalty? Because somebody just handed me coffee and a bagel.
3. The lady at the ticket counter is secretly my Grandma Shirley. ONLY family treats you that nicely and doesn’t want anything in return.
2. Wait, so I get to fly straight to Denver for this price? I’m getting emotional.
1. I think Southwest Airlines just increased my quality of life.

29 comments Add your comment


February 14th, 2012
2:32 pm

You are hilarious and just inticed me to fly Southwest.


February 14th, 2012
12:41 pm

I feel like I need to get on right now and book my next trip to Atlanta…or wherever else I want to go that SWA flies!!!


February 14th, 2012
12:31 pm

I will be using southwest for an upcoming trip to Vegas…good to know there are no baggage fees! Now I can really pack what I want instead of skimping. Yay!

Missing Atlanta

February 14th, 2012
5:14 am

Um, let me book my next flight flight from DC to the ATL NOW on SW Airlines!!


February 13th, 2012
2:00 pm

This is oustanding…it’s about time an airlines actually created a better experience for the CUSTOMER…i was beginning to think we were going to be forced to pay for oxygen on the next flight…


February 13th, 2012
12:57 pm

Were the bagels special for the bloggers or will I really get a bagel? Because I love bagels.


February 13th, 2012
12:36 pm

Guess I will go ahead and buy a ticket and fly now!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like to good to be true!!! But I trust you lady!!!!


February 13th, 2012
11:35 am

This was absolutely hilarious and fun to read. It was also very informative. Go SW! My standards are high because I am an Elite Member of Airtran. Live up to this endorsement SW.

Charlie Routine

February 13th, 2012
11:07 am

Awesomeness! Lol waiting on the next top 10 lol