10. What do you mean no baggage fees? That’s insane!
9. This boarding process is waaaay too easy dude.
8. These people must really like their jobs. They’re like happy and stuff. Weird.
7. So I hear your flight attendants are better rappers than Drake.
6. This is the coolest “inauguration weekend” ever…well next to President Obama’s…his was really cold.
5. No change fees? Am I on candid camera? Get. Out. Of. Here. Seriously.
4. Did I just become royalty? Because somebody just handed me coffee and a bagel.
3. The lady at the ticket counter is secretly my Grandma Shirley. ONLY family treats you that nicely and doesn’t want anything in return.
2. Wait, so I get to fly straight to Denver for this price? I’m getting emotional.
1. I think Southwest Airlines just increased my quality of life.